- Metaphorical Pseudo-Jingoistic Bullshit Slogans. And New Fosters.
- The Makeover is Complete
- What I Learned from Being "Home" for Christmas.
- Makeover? OKAY!
- It Begins
- At some point...
- Meet Mavis
- On My Office Door...
- Thank You, America.
- Plenty to say, no time to say it.
- Fuck the Police.
- Meet Miyagi-san!
- Entry 666!
- "You don't need any help!"
- Fuck, it's late.
- (Saying One Final Goodbye + Posing with Klosterman) X Blogging = Narcissism²
- RIP Pedro, 1977-2008
- An End is Near
- One thing to say.
- Meet My Two New Music-Friends
- OH NOES!!!!1!!!!11
- LOL! (talk about an abbreviation that needs to die).
- I don't understand
- Various Minutiæ
- Dude's Search for Meaning
- Lost.
- Why I Hate Capitalism, Volume 504
- Change?
- The Calls Both Came... and I'm Not Going
- Waiting for a Call that May Never Come.
- Going Under, Part Two
- Just One More F.U. from the Lovely Bureaucrats at Kent State
- There Goes the Weekend....
- One Man's Trash...
- Pessimism sucks. Sometimes.
- Feeling Manly
- Fishing in Mobile
- So Long, Sophie! Hello.... (somethin'-somethin')?
- What a Weird Place to Be...
- Meet Sky
- Yes...
- News...
- Not Making It.
- 'Cuz Moving On is Hard to Do
- Reality Bites
- Rough Waters
- Some Good, Lotta Bad, and You're Ugly
- Snow Days
- Selling Out at Every Turn
- Adopt Stanley!
- Out
- The Hobbyist that Never Was
- Hit? No, that wall's smashed.
- Meet Merlin
- Random Thoughts, Volume 22
- Adios, Amigo
- Random Thoughts Volume 21
- Nine inches really IS too long.
- A failed year
- Mythbusting Lexus
- The Old, the New and the Somewhat Repetitive
- All I want for Christmas is a holiday visit free of childbirth-encouragement and junk giving....
- My Winter Break Reading List
- A Couple of Pieces of News that I'm Bound to Find More Important Than You Ever Could...
- Perhaps not all who wander are lost, but I sure-as-hell feel like I am.
- Losing Faith in Humanity
- Wrapping Things Up
- IDKY?
- Paper Tigers in Indiana
- Random Thoughts, Volume 20
- Random Thoughts, Volume 19
- Rainy Lazy Saturday
- Microcreativitiy and Anticapitalist Propaganda
- Full Moons, Half-Tooths and Abandoned Gardens
- Burrs That (Nearly) Killed Someone Other Than Alex Hamilton, and My Odd Obsession with Uncle Walter D.
- IKEA Causes Me to Wet My Pants After Securing Victory in an Accidental Competition
- Random Thoughts Volume 18
- The Saga of the 15-Passenger Van's Victim
- Entry No. 600
- Until Kentucky...
- Not bad, friends.
- Stupid Everything
- You're On Notice!
- Random Thoughts, Volume 17
- A New Kind of Brain Freeze
- Sleepless
- Sunday in the Big Uneasy
- Killing the Summer Softly
- The Crack-Addict Speaks.
- Drive-By
- Checking In
- So long, everyone!
- Progress...
- I'm Kind of a Big Deal in Karthoum, Sydney and Kazakhstan...
- "The Choice"
- Who the Hell is Keith Olbermann?
- What an Embarrassing Mess...
- If Something Doesn't Improve...
- One Taco, Fold the Sicko, Jesus on the Slide.
- Wound
- Saturday's No Saturday
- Adventures of the Drowned Rat
- Fuck 'em.
- Weekend's Over.
- Bah.
- Headaches.
- Toilet Munchies
- Ohio Summer
- Jails or Rails?
- What Doesn't Leak, Aches.
- POOF! (And like that, the money was GONE.)
- Brain Freeze
- "Mission Accomplished!"
- Emulating Society
- Sun, Cash and Bigamy.
- Blurring and Graying
- Bridging the Gaps
- Weekends and "Growing Pairs"
- Electric Cars, Freon, Guitar Hero and Pirates.
- A Non-Native, Invasive Species
- A Funny Thing Happened While I Was Getting Ready for Work Today...
- Things are Lookin' Up, Champ!
- I've Gotta Turn that Piece of Shit Off!
- Seeing Almost-Celebrities
- Closing the Shop
- May 4
- That's Right!
- It's Gon' be a Good Day Today, Tater!
- If I Had One.
- Wasting Your Time, Volume Three
- Wasting Your Time, Volume Two
- African Kite Flying Superstar Love Explosion!
- A Long Time Coming
- Eating and Thinking Habits
- My Granfalloon Loses a Member
- Leaping While Dragging My Feet
- T-Minus Five Days and Counting
- Snowy Skies, Cloudy Head
- On Being a Fraud
- Dryer Accepted, Vacuum Rejected
- There's Always Tomorrow.
- A Growing List
- My Bar Tab is More than My Salary?
- Trying to Kill the Second Wind.
- Turning Points
- Let Go.
- The Early-Morning Return of the Ship
- Broken Dreams of Fruit
- Random Thoughts, Volume 16
- Book It.
- A Note to Olive Garden (et al.)
- Am I a Lesbian?
- Another Day of Wasted Youth (Or, How to Watch More Money Flow Right Down the Toilet)
- Never-Produced Short Films
- Pseudo-Random Thoughts, Volume One
- Distant Places at Distant Times
- The Inevitable Return of God Taking a Giant Shit Right on our Heads.
- Conspiracies (radio edit)
- "Bullshit"
- Look out, below.
- Fined and Gendered.
- Comfort!
- The Lost Weekend
- Africa (Almost) Comes to Our Living Room
- Marooned.
- "Aha, I thought. Problem solved."
- Ring This.
- Well, Now, That Just Sucks.
- If You Can't Do Something Nice...
- Yay for Taxes!
- Snow Pic
- Web Woes
- Snow Day
- Anything?
- Kent's Hockey Brawl
- Woot.
- Odd Weekend Wrap-Up
- Walking Taco Auto Hypnosis
- Stalk the Weathercaster like an Academic Grown-Up, you Puppy Hoarder!
- Potlucking with One Million Monkey Video Game Creators.
- If Only I Had the Time...
- Two Ends of the Economic World
- Nerd's
- Feeding Puppies Oats, Getting Spaghetti in Return
- Super!
- The Most Underrated Movie Segment of the 2000s
- Filth, as Reflected in Debt, Cleavage, Waitresses and Jerseys
- Financial Aid and "Famous" Cops
- A Waste
- I'll Have Some Oatmeal and a Turd Salad.
- Pseudo-Intellectual Pretend Olympics
- Textbook Madness
- 50%
- What the Bills vs. Ravens Game Taught Me...
- Permission Denied.
- A Perpetual Game of Telephone
- It's All About Execution.
- "...To the Day When We Live in a Video...
- Alternate States of Being, Realities and Holidays
- Our Christmas Letter
- Ends.
- Gorilla Ass Rape
- Poop Out Those Puppies, and I'll Poop Out the Letter
- The Saga Continues.
- Out more.
- Green Grass
- Let it Snow?
- All I Have to Do...
- Cold
- Post Number 400
- Nothing Important
- Mortality, the Suburbs and Maggie
- Thievery
- There's More Than Corn...
- Agreeing with Bill O'Reilly and Geraldo Rivera?
- YAY!
- The Good and the Terrifying
- I Sold My Own Soul for Cash
- Important News!
- 36 inches wide and 54 inches wide? WOW.
- Surf Wax Philosophically, America!
- So I Went to Make a Mix-Tape
- Meatless Bologna
- Kitsch and French Fries
- Honoring America's Military Veterans
- Yep.
- Matt Lundy is IN LOVE with Tax Increases!
- Bulletin I Posted...
- Odd Addictions
- Derailment
- Using Garbage to Wake Up
- Accidentally Watching the News
- Wasting Your Time
- Buy Stock in Black
- Jack-O-Lanterns, Hailstorms and Chili-Dogs
- Sleeping With the Naughty Oughties
- Happy Pills and Talk Show Hosts
- iTunes Survey Number 2
- Long Weekend, Long Post
- How Many of Me?
- Alright, Groovy Guys and Groovy Gals...
- Random Thoughts Vol 15
- The Akron Penguins
- Bittersweet Dodged Bullets
- Equal Parts
- Hope.
- Have you ever seen a fat (pseudo-)vegan?
- No Accountability
- Books
- Decent but Meh.
- A Playlist for Fall
- Debate This.
- Random Thoughts Vol 14
- Meh.
- Big-Box Retail
- Coming of Age Stories
- Bodily Functions
- They Make Little Knives, Too
- Dead Websites and Drugs
- Grocery Shopping 2.0
- Biblical Numbers
- So, Random Major Life Announcement
- Alpha
- That's 1200, Asshole!
- Oh, the Bridges I've Nuked
- 1,429,485,342,324
- A Day I'll Never Forget
- Only on N! B! C!!!!!!!
- Don't Drink that Poison, That's Four Dollars an Ounce!
- Random Thoughts, Volume 14
- Sickening Photos
- Decorating for the Mentally Ill.
- Turds and Other Unpleasantries
- Virgil Pictures
- Meet Virgil
- Awkward Silences and Meta-Blogging
- Indiana-Bound
- An Open Letter to Yahoo!
- Freshly Mowed Grass
- Super Dooper Pooper?
- Creme Puffs, Absent Politicians and Football Players
- I was in the neighborhood.
- Invalid Subject Line, You Cannot Leave a Subject Line Blank
- Calling it the "Dog Days" is Offensive to Charley
- Headache
- So Little to Report...
- Back Home Again... In Indiana's Finest Resort.
- The Next Level
- Visiting New York City
- Last Evening...
- Random Thoughts, Volume 12
- Chopsticks
- Calm Before the Storm
- The Flaky Hitler Routine
- Children of the Corn
- Amurkah
- Turds and Mud
- Pull Out! PULL OUT!!!
- Olé Olé Olé Olé... Olé... Olé
- The 30 Year Plan
- "I Just Can't Imagine That It's My Time Yet..."
- 2x4s and Alleyways
- Student Orientation
- C-
- A Symbolic Gesture
- 89
- My Somewhat Rude Introduction to Sociology
- Post No. 300
- Toes
- Aurora? Aurora.
- An Awful Textbook
- Supergrover > Superman
- Bart Simpson, Gotham City, Taylor University, and Amy's $4,000 Speeding Ticket
- Dicks
- Random Thoughts, Volume 10
- Dirty Underwear
- Jealousy
- The Marvelous Little Toy
- iTunes Survey (Why Not?)
- $11.10
- Happy June
- Update
- Bag the Cat!
- The Usual Pointless Rambling (and Random Thoughts Volume Nine)
- Interior Decorating
- A Day of Muncie in Akron
- Quasimodo
- No, uh...
- Pay Day is Always a Bad Mental Health Day?
- The Loneliness of Quirky-ness
- If Only I Could Sleep...
- Rain Rain Rain
- The Annals of a Househusband
- Exciting Sandwich on Boring, Hold the Mayo
- Woot.
- Just Make Like a Tree, and Get Out of Here!!!!
- Fin.
- Everyone Needs a Fallback Career.
- Stephen Colbert is My Hero
- Why is it named Peninsula if it's not a piece of land sticking out into a body of water?
- Recalling the World's Best Summer Job
- Lucky Catch
- May 4, 2006
- To Wait
- One Hurdle Down
- Jeff Just Mentioned West Philadelphia, and This Has Been In My Head Ever Since...
- Three... Three Impossible Deadlines.... Ma-ha-ha-ha!
- This Can't Last
- Contest!
- The Problem With Mini Blinds
- Just breathe.
- To Admire the Wall of Sound's Creator...
- There's No News Like Bittersweet News
- Whole Lotta "Meh"
- What if I Don't Want to Help George W. Bush Beat Up Mike Tyson So That I Can Get a Free RAZR?
- Post No. 250
- It's Better
- Trying to extract my mind from rational thought and hard work
- A Strange Time
- Nyquil
- Bored (Playlist)
- Decent Day
- Welcome Back, Baseball!
- Taking a breath.
- A little
- Final Version, Seeds of Change Article
- Hrm...
- BBBRRRRRRRRAAWWWWWWGGHHH!!!!! (that's a snore)
- Another Sleepless Night
- In a Rut
- Surves you right.
- One More Thing.
- What Now?
- Chuck Norris Facts
- ___________________________________
- A Few Thoughts
- Baseball is Coming!
- Vacation and Music
- So Close
- Welcome to Indianapolis, Adam Viniteri!
- Fucking Od!
- Approaching Burnout
- Madness Musings
- Blogs Come in Spurts (Oh Yeah...)
- iTunes Survey (a different one)
- Marxism and Me
- Tournament Picks (sport post)
- Article, Broken Bowls, GFS and Strange Documentaries
- Relief
- Boredom (Survey)
- Radioactivity
- Barefoot Executive and the Seeds of Change
- Akron Schmakron
- 1871 comes to mind...
- Chicago or Bust
- Bed Sheets
- Blahh
- Yes, I'm That Bored
- Post Number 200
- Cool iTunes Survey
- Oddly Profound Thought
- Damn It.
- Blah blah blah
- Productivity and the Slow Kids
- Sunny Sunday Rant
- Briam, Eggplant and Smelly Hands
- Bored
- One Step at a Time
- So Much
- Typing with one hand.
- Busy Times (and playlist)
- Oh, one more thing...
- Meh.
- Thanks, Library!
- What a day. Dizamn!
- Vindi-fucking-cation!
- Confidence Builder
- Pop Orgasm Playlists
- Boredom Strikes
- Doing My Thumb
- Uncle Andy
- Political Rant (For Jonathan)
- Fuck Bush
- Tonight on the WB!
- Bart Starr and My Obsession with Amazon.com
- Brief
- Bad Mental Health Day
- This is a Call
- Adventures of Optimus Prime
- Radiohead as a Gateway Drug
- Uneventul Weekend
- Potato Pussy Thugs
- Hockey Night
- Calenday Oddity
- Exercise, Chicago and Chuck Norris
- Puck Fittsburgh
- I Have Found Myself (volume 2)
- A Requiem
- Short and Sweet?
- Ugh
- Update on resolutions
- Fuckin' Weird
- Surf Wax Philosophically, America
- Pompadors and Insomnia
- Radio Free Akron Reading Club
- Rank Friends
- Invalid Subject line, you cannot leave the subject blank.
- Candles and Tommy (Playlist 1/10)
- Back to the Future
- Mailing it in (and NFL Playoff Picks)
- New Years Resolutions
- Coming Soon.
- NFL Week 17 Picks
- Our Christmas Letter
- Christmas in Akron, Attempt Four
- Week 16 NFL Picks
- Playlist (12/23)
- Cleaning, TV and 2000
- Merry Christmas, kids
- The Impossible Survey
- Damon to Yanks?
- Odd News from Back Home
- Fall Semester Grades
- Can't Sleep... Terrorists will Eat Me.
- YES! I want to see your webcam!
- Filler People
- NFL Week 15 Picks
- Finished
- So Close
- Don't Worry About Me... Or You
- Confused and worried
- Odd Tidbit from Back Home
- Random Political Comments
- Meh
- Skipping church and eating pancakes
- NFL Week 14 Picks
- Penguins and Shit
- Random Thoughts, Volume Eight
- Geography of American Music
- Food for Thought (repost)
- Getting Tired
- Wow... I've slowed
- Evel Knievil joins Axis
- Psychotic Christians, Dumplings and Motown Snakes
- Still Waiting
- Waiting for redemption
- NASCAR and the Global Economy
- Snow
- Inches
- Today Lesotho, Tomorrow the World
- Calm Before the Storm
- A Few Minutes
- On Forks
- Post Number 100
- Post Number 99
- A Fall Friday in Westfield
- Tomorrow...
- Indianapolis 40, New England 21
- Carla's Book Club
- Beavis, Butthead and boring Saturdays.
- Rejoining Dorkhood
- I'm getting old. No, it's for real this time.
- Dinner time soon?
- Descent of a Calm
- A long day off
- Join the Sausage Party
- NASCAR, Economics and Me
- Halloween is old.
- Random Thoughts, Volume Six
- I Have Found Myself
- On Post-Structuralism
- Ten More Minutes
- A Couple Trivial Observations
- We've picked our Halloween Costumes
- Halloween Help Needed!
- ELDAAG, Mrs. Hooper and Coming Home
- Tick... tick.... tick... tick... tick.... tick... tick... tick... tick... tick...
- Supporting Public Radio!
- Excitement is... A Trip to Bowling Green.
- Pepto-Bismol: The Drink of the Gods
- Musical Assistance
- Puke and poop, home-skillet... Puke and poop.
- A Stupid Joke I've Heard a Million Times, but Still Laughed Today.
- Colloquial Musings, Trips to Pittsburgh
- Stupid Survey to Waste Time
- Before Teaching Language
- I Have an Advisor for my Dissertation
- A Couple Quick Notes
- Random Thoughts, Volume 5
- A Weak Week
- Relative Weekend Silence
- Wellll... It's The Big Showw!
- My Feet Are Cold.
- Yeah, I've Been Converted
- Waking Up Early Will Suck Less in Three Weeks... I Think
- I Just KNEW This Would Happen!
- Avoiding Work
- A Little Tiny Vacation and Other Random Shit
- Mix Tapes: Almost Final Drafts.
- Mix Tape Rough Drafts
- Andy's Gone Emo.... Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat??!?!!
- Back to School... and bienvenue en arrière, la Nouvelle-Orléans
- Save Me, Pat Sajak!
- All Hail the Broadband!!!!!!!!!!
- I am the Supreme Ruler of the Mechanical Universe!
- Autumn Will Be Here Tomorrow.
- And the Award Goes To...
- Dog Shit and Anarchism
- Broken CDs and Crazy Dreams
- Socialization on Socialism over Suds
- Worst Words Ever: "Starring." "Patrick." "Swayze."
- A Breath and Some Thoughts
- Book Reviews: Harvey, Smith.
- Driving a Bug and Liking Peace Does Not Make Me A Hippie!
- Mix Tapes... Give Me Your Ideas!
- Andy Talks Sports at Length
- Downloading index.html (15k of 1.4 mb, 1.2k/sec, 23:21 remaining)
- Pedro Viva, Pero el Internet Murió.
- Strange Karmic Events...?
- Kasperson Award Submission
- A New Letter from Michael Moore (repost, via Amney)
- America... Fuck Yeah!
- ESPN, Homesickness and Ice Water
- A Lazy Evening
- Some Survey (via Sam, Amney, Carla...)
- It's Been More Than a Year Since I Was 22!
- Tengo Un Gato En Mis Pantalones.
- Pedro and Barbara Bush
- Actuate?
- On 'Jeopardy!' They Would Call This Potpourri.
- Funny Google Trick (repost)
- Taking a Break from Reading to Hate Politics
- I'm One Week into my Ph.D., and Church is Dumb
- Michael Moore on Katrina, thanks to Molly
- A Geographic Explanation
- Milk is Delicious
- Fuck Advance Auto Parts!
- Rain, Headaches, and Statistics
- But Then, Things Turned Ugly When Paula Turned to Bulemia
- Au Revoir, La Novelle-Orleans!
- Punderson State Park
- SBC Can Suck My Left Nut
- I am scum.
- Love comes in spurts
- The Simple Exercise in Capitalist Creativity
- 18 Akron/Ohio Differences... Some Observations
- Kahn becomes a redneck? I haven't SEEN THIS EPISODE!!!
- Pedro, Pedro, Pedro... (sigh)
- Unemployment doesn't mean unadventurous
- Chapter 13... Tourist highlights
- Burgers, burgers and more burgers
- We've moved on up... to the northeast side.
- Pedro Lives!
- Graduation, Other Things
- Fried Laptops
- Happy Anniversary, a day later.
- Working through the weekend.
- Grinding, Drama and Impecuniosity
- Minor Things, Major Things, Other Things
- Waiting Again
- Damn revisions and unnecessary stress
- Religion and other afterthoughts
- The Muncie List
- What a Friend I Have in Jesus
- Sentimentalism
- It's In.
- A man, a plan, a canal, Panama!
- Inching Closer and the Mind Wanders
- Cruising.
- Ben Folds is genius... or psychic?
- Fascism in America
- Blues Brothers and Boredom
- Dr. Phil is on television... AGAIN!
- "Everybody knows it sucks to grow up..."
- Fatalistic Philosophy, Politics and Tornadoes
- I'm not one to normally post lyrics
- Jobs and Automobiles
- Talk about a punch in the stomach...
- Odds and Ends, post-Hotlanta
- Back to the grind.
- The semester's almost finished
