1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you said?
Meh.

2. When is the next time you will make out?
Who knows?

3. What's a word that rhymes with "LUCK"?
Duck.

4. What's your favorite planet?
Neptune.

5. Who's the 4th person on your missed calls list?
I don't have my phone on unless it's the rare case that I'm using it, so it doesn't have a list of missed calls.

6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?
I had "Bombs over Baghdad" but (I think?) I lost that phone.  Now, I'm honestly not sure because I don't ever hear it ring.

7. What shirt are you wearing right now?
Nope.  None.

8. What do you "label" yourself as?
An academic?

9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
Nope, not for me!

10. Bright or dark room?
Dark.

11. What do you think about the person who last took the survey last?
I think she's alright.  We might have gotten together in another dimension.

12. If you're alone in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep on?  I'll push them together into one super-bed, then I'll lay across them the wrong way.

13. What were you doing at midnight last night? Playing Barnyard on Wii.

14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?  I don't even know where my cell phone is.

15. What just so happens to be the best song in the world?
Meh.

16. What's a word or phrase that you say a lot?
Okay?

17. Who told you he/she loved you last?
Amy

18. Last furry thing you touched?
Charley is laying with his head on my leg.

19. How many drugs have you done in the past 3 days?
I did some cough syrup for actual medicinal purposes.  I have a cold.

20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
I don't do film.

21. Favorite age you have been so far?
Meh.

22. Your worst enemy?
Tonight?  Sunburns and a cold.

23. What is your current desktop picture?
Charley running with friends at the dog park.

24. What is the last thing you said to someone?
Good night, I love you too.

26. Do you love someone?
I do.

27. Last song you listened to?
I listened to some old Alice and Chains tonight, mostly by accident because it was the next thing on the playlist.  I think that was the last.

28. If the last person you spoke to on the phone was getting shot at, what would you do? Probably hang up and piss myself while I tried to figure out what was happening.

30. Do you do the games in the ads on myspace?
Not intentionally.  The one with the cowboy and lasso plays when you hit spacebar, which makes it a bitch to blog.  One of the 400 reasons I moved to my own blog.

31. What are your favorite Pjs?
Skin.

32. What do you do when you pass graveyards?
What am I supposed to do, flip them the bird?  Hang a moon?  Bow in honor?  Any of these things are lame, and I would assume they are the most likely, right?

33. Have you ever seen a shooting star?
Sure, I caught a game at Market Square Arena when Reggie Miller was in his prime.

34. How old do you think you'll live?
Hopefully not old enough that my mind turns to bird snot.

35. Have you ever been to www.*******.com?
No.

36. List five things you want to do in your lifetime:
1. Travel extensively on each continent
2. Pay cash for a new car
3. Write at least two books
4. Start an animal rescue
5. Become a philantrophist, even if on a tiny scale

37. What do you put on your hamburgers?
Ketchup and Vegenaise.

38. Do you eat raw hot dogs?
No, I don't eat hot dogs.  I eat not dogs, but certainly not raw.

39. Do you like sushi?
No.

40. How much salad dressing do you put on your salad?
Give me the dressing and keep the salad.