Radio Free Akron: Pseudo-Random Thoughts, Volume One

I've heard a new thing lately that Wednesday is "Hump Day." I agree.

I mean, I don't get laid any more on Wednesday than any other day. But I do get over the hump, because after Wednesday I am rolling downhill for the rest of the week.

I'm getting very tired of learning/teaching about Africa. I would like to teach about something else at some point. Right now, two of my three classes are focused on Africa. I like Africa. It seems to be a pretty nice continent, and an interesting one. I just want to focus on something different.

My students at Stark today thought it was the funniest thing ever when I mentioned that maybe, just maybe there was some sort of correlation between their grades and their level of attendance/participation. Sadly for the ones who thought this idea was the most far-fetched, they are the ones who don't show up very often.

We are about to a crisis situation because the house is nearly devoid of ketchup. I use ketchup for everything, so when we're out, nothing works. Everything falls apart.

Everything.

We seem to have somehow come to some sort of a conclusion about Kody. It seems that my opinion about keeping him was completely wrong, and that any concerns I had were nothing more than figments of my imagination. More likely, Amy has cast a spell on me using her cuteness and perhaps her breasts. I am easily fooled when it comes to those things.

Speaking of easily fooled... I think the new dollar coin is a nice idea, but I think Americans are too stupid and too stubborn to take it on. When I've gone to Canada a few times, the dollar coin makes a tremendous amount of sense to use. Normally, I throw one-spots in my pocket anyway, in the very-rare occasion that I carry cash.

Spring break is coming. If I was normal, I'd waste it by either doing nothing or doing something worthless. If I was smart, I'd spend the time working and trying to get ahead. However, I'm a combination of the two, meaning I'll pretend to work (with the best of intentions) but end up playing Orbitz Mini-Golf for six hours.

Amy cleaned the house tonight. I was very pround and happy. She is really stepping up and taking care of me while my brain is fried.

In fact, tonight I feel like Eugene Levy on A Mighty Wind. I am without hope.

If only my blog entry didn't display that fact so prominently...

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