Radio Free Akron: Am I a Lesbian?

1. Have you ever shaved your head?
Yes. Back in high school.

2. Do you have hairy legs...right now?
Well, define hairy. I'm not as hairy as some.

3. Have you ever changed your own oil?
Plenty of times.

4.Have you ever changed a tire?
Yeah, sure.

5. Do you have a favorite football team?
I do, the Colts.

6. Do you own boys jeans?
I suppose I do.

7. Do you wear boxers?
Live free or die!

8. Have you ever owned a rodent/ reptile?
I had a rat named Ms. Cleo back in college.

9. Have you ever owned a SUV or a Subaru?
Never owned. I drove my dad's jeep a lot in high school. It was fun, except that it got four miles to the gallon. Seriously. Luckily, that year was when gas was 97 cents.

10. Do you wear sports bras?
No, but maybe I should?

11. Do you go by your last name?
Not really that I recall.

12. Do you prefer beer?
Not these days. Root beer, ice water, maybe Sprite if I'm feeling adventurous enough to reacquaint myself with the mouth film that comes from high fructose corn syrup.

13. Have you played sports since high school?
I "played" baseball my freshman year of high school. Otherwise, no.

14. Do you carry a wallet?
Yeah, unless I lose it for weeks at a time.

15. Have you ever watched the L word or queer as folk?
Nope.

16. Have you ever watched Sunday football?
Of course, but not since January.

17. Do you wear baseball hats?
I did before my hair got so long (and big) that they wouldn't fit on my head anymore.

18. Do you chug beer for fun?
No.

19. Do you prefer straight shots over girly (mixed)shots?
None of the above.

20. Do you hate George Bush/ Republicans?
I don't hate them, I hate their policy.

21. Do you like Ani Difranco?
She's alright, I suppose. She's not really in my playlist.

22. Have you been to Lilith Fair?
I wanted to go with Artie once, because there would be lots of girls there to meet. That was in high school, so obviously I didn't understand the whole girl rock thing.

23. Have you ever punched, or wrestled with a friend for fun?
Not for a number of years.

24. Have you ever worn a strap on?
A strap on what? Seriously though, no.

25. Is your watch wider than a half inch?
I don't wear a watch.

26. Do you wear shorts that hang below your knees?
Usually.

27. Do you own a fleece vest?
Hrm... I don't think I own a vest.

28. Do you own a motorcycle?
I would like to.

29. Ever dressed in drag?
Sure, it's fun.

30. Do you play video games?
Wii games, sometimes. Sometimes stupid Orbitz mini-golf.

31. Do you have a tattoo that matches a girl you dated, says her name, or is a picture of her?
No tattoos for me.

32. Do you own or have you ever owned a pit bull named maximus?
No, but if I ever did, Maximus is a pretty damn cool name. I did help foster a pit bull named Audrey for a while.

33. Ever said you loved someone you were dating within the first month of dating?
Yeah.

34. Do you wear cologne?
Not usually.

35. Do you wear men's deodorant?
Occasionally.

36. Do you listen to Melissa Etheridge?
Not usually unless someone at the local alternative station is feeling adventurous.

37. Do you have gauged ears?
I used to be gauged to a 4 in my left.

38. Do you have tattoos on your arms?
No tattoos.

39. Have you ever worn a tie?
I did for various concerts, and then when I was the manager at Dollar Movies back in college.

40. Do you own the last season of flava flav?
Of what?

41. Do you own Better than Chocolate?
No, I own a few pieces of chocolate, though.

42. Do you have a star tattoo?
No tattoos.

43. Do you have a rainbow tattoo?
No tattoos.

44. Have you ever made out with a room mate or best friend?
Sure, Amy is my best friend.

45. Do you wear wife beaters?
No, but I socially shun them.

46. Have you ever taken a women's studies class?
I'm in a sociology of gender class right now, which is similar enough.

47. Do you wear men's button up shirts?
Not usually.

48. Have you ever asked a stranger their sign?
No, I don't buy into astrology.

49. Have you ever used a sex toy on someone else?
Sure.

50. Do you wear tennis shoes/ skate shoes regularly?
Yes. Why not?