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I have a major presentation due tomorrow, and I really should be sleeping. So, naturally, I decided to waste time blogging a survey.

Here we go....

1) Are you in a complicated relationship?
Any relationship is complicated to some extent. A simple marriage is no different.

2) Do you hate more than 3 people?
I don't know that I personally hate anyone. I hate the actions of a lot of people.

3) How many houses have you lived in?
Three houses, four apartments, two dorm rooms.

4) Favorite candy bar?
Snickers, I think?

6) Have you ever tripped someone?
Maybe when I was immature, mean or teasing.

7) Least favorite school subject?
Gym.

8)How many pairs of shoes do you own?
I have a couple pairs of New Balance 925s, and some old shoes that I should really get rid of. And snow boots, like you wore in kindergarten, with the velcro sides!

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?
No.

10) Have you ever thrown up in public?
Quite a few times.

11) Name one thing that is on your mind.
Music.

12) Favorite genre of music?
Not really any one favorite. I'm most partial to punk rock and folk, I guess.

13) What is your zodiac sign?
I don't know. Let me check.... "Virgo" said Google. I mean, didn't you already know from my personality? What? Zodiac is bullshit? Oh, damn. I forgot for a millisecond.

14) What time were you born?
8:16 in the a.m. Last time I was awake at that time willingly.

15) Do you like beer?
I like the taste, but gave it up completely a few months back as a personal choice.

16) Have you made a prank phone call?
I was in middle school once.

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?
I don't really own CDs anymore. They're all in a box in the garage, and I'm fully digital.

18) Are you sarcastic?
Me? Never!

19) What are your favorite color(s)?
I'm not so good with colors. I think blue and green are good. The name turquoise is nice, but I couldn't tell you what it looks like.

20) How many watches do you own?
Two: a calculator watch from Deals and a Babe Ruth watch that Amy's mom got as some freebie at some point. I don't think I've worn either in more than a year.

21) Summer or winter?
Autumn.

22) Does anyone like you?
Unfortunately, no. I am universally hated.

23)Favorite color to wear?
I don't know.

24) Pepsi or Sprite?
No soda. Ice water.

26) Where is your second home?
Muncie, I guess. It was my original home.

27) Have you ever slapped someone?
Not meanly.

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?
Three, counting the broken one, the one on my side of the bed, and the one on the ceiling.

30) How many video games do you own?
A modest pile. Maybe 20. Then again, I've got a couple hundred NES ROMs on my mac.

31) What was your first pet?
Barney, an Irish Wolfhound mutt, was the family pet when I was born.

32) Ever had braces?
Yes. I needed them and after five years, we gave up on them doing anything for my screwed up mouth. The orthodontist was a sham.

33) Do looks matter?
Sure they do. But taste in different looks is just as important. Preferences should not be as universal as most people think they are.

34) Do you use chapstick?
I think once every few years, despite my constantly chapped lips.

35) What was your favorite subject in Highschool?
Media, creative writing, newspaper

36) American Eagle or Abercrombie?
Huh?

37) Are you too forgiving?
To most people.

38) How many children do you want?
None right now. As far as I know, none forever. Ask me in 10-15 years.

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?
Maybe a button or a patch?

40) Favorite breakfast meal?
No thanks.

41) Do you own a gun?
No thanks.

42) Ever thought you were in love?
Three times.

43) When was the last time you cried?
I'm not sure.

44) What did you do 3 nights ago?
Watched the Colts game with Amy's parents.

45) Been to the Olive Garden?
Yes. It's crap.

46) Fav band?
Meh.

47) Have you ever been in a castle?
Some fake ones, like Disney World and The Excalibur in Vegas. Do those count?

48) Nickname?
Nothing important.

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?
My great grandmother's name was Bertha Bubp...

50) Ever been to Kentucky?
Sure.

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?
I don't know if banana republic is a normally used political slang term for propped up "republics" in the Caribbean anymore. Honestly, I don't think I do.

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?
Amy, who is kind of pushing me off the bed.

53) Ever call somebody beau?
Some guy named Beau who used to be in my dad's classes.

54) do you smoke?
Every once in a while.

55) Do you own a diamond ring?
Legally, I suppose I own half of the one I gave Amy.

56) Are you happy with your life right now?
Meh. I suppose.

57) Do you like your hair?
Meh. I suppose. It's better looking now that it's longer, but it's more annoying.

60) What were you doing in May of 1994?
Listening to Nirvana and Green Day and hating myself.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?
No.

62) McDonalds or Wendys?
Burger King has the BK Veggie, which is better than either of the other two.

63) Do you like yourself?
Meh. I annoy myself.

64) Are you closer to your mother or father?
Pretty much the same.

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex?
Eyes, smile, bootie, legs, shoulders, breasts... in that order.

66) Are you afraid of the dark?
I don't think so.

67) Have you ever eaten paste?
No, but I've eaten pasta.

68) Do you own a webcam?
Yes, but I promise I won't send you junk mail about how you should watch it. I think I've used it like twice.

69) Have you ever stripped?
Sure, but I didn't make much.

70) Ever broke a bone?
Arm, ankle.

71) Are you religious?
I guess I'm not by traditional definition. I don't go to church constantly, participate in tired rituals, listen to people berate me and my supposed behavior, pretend to like being social, constantly study the bible or any of that stuff. I obtained my moral codes from religious sources, and I actively believe. But I'm of the opinion that most organized religion is sham that I don't care to participate in. I like being an independent religious person who develops my own personal relationship with God on my own terms, not the terms of an ad hoc community.

72) Do you chat on AIM often?
Once a year or so anymore.

73) Pringles or Lays?
What are you talking about?

74) Have you ever broken someones heart?
I doubt it.

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch?
Full House.

77) Did you like your high school guidance counsler?
No, he was stupid and he kept steering me away from good schools. Of course, I ended up having to follow his advice because of money. I still hate him.

78) Has anyone ever called you a tease?
No.

79) Do you have a birth mark?
No.

80) Do you own a car?
Yep. Two of them. We own the Volvo straight, and we only owe $600 more on the bug.

81) Can you cook?
Can I? Well, I do alright I guess.

82) 3 things that annoy you:
1. Republicans and other greedy people
2. Overzealous religious people
3. War

83) Do you text message often?
I haven't seen my cell phone in months.

84) Money or love?
Love. Money is pointless.

85) Do you have any scars?
Physical or emotional?

86) What do you want more than anything right now?
Sleep.

87) Do you enjoy scary movies?
Not really. They're usually stupid.

88) Relationships or one night stands?
Relationships.

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?
What?

90) Do you enjoy greasy food?
Not anymore.

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?
I think I've only seen Rocky IV. That's the one where he beats the Soviet, right?

92) Do you own a box of crayons?
No.

93) Would you eat that box of crayons if your wish could come true?
I guess?

94) Who was the last person you said I love you to?
Amy.

95) Did you mean it?
Of course.

96) Who was the last person that made you cry?
I don't know.

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?
Not today?

98) Who was the last person that texted you?
I don't know.

99) Who was the last person that called you?
Probably Amy

100) Who's your cell phone company?
I don't even know.




Part 1: The Birth of You

Were you a planned baby?: I think

Were you the first?: Yes

Who was present at your birth?: My mom and some doctors.

Were your parents married when you were born?: Yes.

What is your birthdate? 9/1/1981


Part 2: The Family

Are you parents married or divorced? Married

An only child?: No.

If you have siblings are you oldest, middle, or youngest?: Oldest.

What are your sibling's names?: Tim.

Which parent do you get along with best?: About equal.

What do you fight about? Nothing anymore, as far as I know.

Do you have step parents?: No.


Part 3: The Friends

Do you have more than one best friend? No, Amy is it.

What do you like to do when you are together with your best friend? Snuggle.

Do you share the same interests?: Some things.

Which friend can you tell anything to?: Amy


Part 4: Your Personality

How high/low is your self esteem?: Low enough to keep me down. Like The Man.

Do you get depressed about things easily?: Yes.

Are you an extrovert (outgoing) or an introvert (reserved)?: Introver.

Are you happy?: At times.

Do you live life to the fullest?: Probably not. I've already done a lot of that "to the fullest" shit. All that does is take your money and give it to someone else.



Part 5: Appearance

Are you comfortable with the way you look? It's what I've got...

Describe your hair? Longest it's ever been (around 12 inches) and full of curls.

How do you dress? Whatever I pull out of the basket.




Part 6: The Past

Were you a strange child?: Yes. People thought I was insane. Of course, that happens when you face the constant abuse from being a fat kid.

What did you used to love that you no longer do? Playing 4-square.

Do you have the same friends?: Not really

Was there anything in your past that was traumatizing? Being a fat kid in a small school was bad enough.



Part 7: The Future

What is your ambition?: Have a modest home with Amy and a job teaching geography to college kids.

Are you scared of growing old?: Sure. Mortality's a bitch.

Do you want to get married?: Already did, thank you very much.




Part 8: The Outdoors

Do you prefer indoors or outdoors?: Depends on the weather.

Favorite Season: Autumn

Do you like walking in the rain?: If it's warm and I don't have to go to class or a meeting.


Part 9: Food

Are you a vegetarian?: Yes.

What is your favorite food?: Right now, Boca Burgers with Vegan Gourmet, Vegenaise, Ketchup, on Rudi's white organic buns. Delicious.

What food makes you want to gag? Meat, at times.

Are you a fussy eater? Way too much so.




Part 10: Relationships and Love

Are you single or taken?: Married.

If taken who is the lucky guy/girl?: Amy.

Do you think love is the best feeling in the world? Yes.

Do you believe in love at first sight?: Not really.




Part 11: Experiences

What was one of your greatest experiences?: Falling in love with Amy.

What was one of the worst? No thanks.

Have you ever done drugs? Sure.

Have you ever thought you were going to die?: Haven't we all?
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