First of all, go to theshears.com and sign the guestbook.  Do it.  Please.  I'll give you a big fat slobbery internet kiss... though I don't honestly know what that entails.  Tongue is your prerogative.

Secondly, the Indiana sniper (of recent news fame) is not only from Delaware County (my homeland), but as news spread so quickly throughout the internet, he's got a myspace page (thanks to Scottie for bringing this to everyone's attention).  Geez.  I'm gonna catch shit about this at work, I'm pretty sure.  He lists the KKK, Robert E. Lee, and each of the members of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour as his heroes.  On top of being a first class hick, he was a fat kid in a tiny redneck town.  Combine these things with firearms, and that's a recipe for disaster.

Why is Muncie always so fucking embarrassing?