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Andrew
What is your middle name?
Benjamin
Do you like your name?
I suppose so.
What would you change it to if you could?
Victor
What are your nicknames?
I guess Andy is one?
What is your username for your journal?
I don't need a username to write in my journal, I don't think.
What is your email?
killsuburbia@yahoo.com, but I don't check it terribly often anymore since I don't get much e-mail.
What is your AIM screenname?
sirchikin, but I rarely use it.
How old are you?
295 months.
Are you a man or a woman?
If I was grown up, I wouldn't waste my time on surveys.
Where do you live?
Akron.
What color is your hair?
Brown.
What color are your eyes?
White, Blue and Black.
Do you have an innie or an outie?
Innie.
What is your shoe size?
14 Wide.
How tall are you?
Tall enough.
What is your astrological sign?
Virgo?
Are you a righty or a lefty?
Ambidexterous.
*~*Family*~*
Who do you live with?
Amy.
What is your dad's name?
Fred.
What is your mom's name?
Carol.
Are your parents divorced?
Not yet.
If so, do you have a step-parent or step-parents?
Not yet.
Do you have any siblings?
Yes.
If so, what are their names?
Tim.
Do you have any siblings-in-law?
No.
Do you have any nieces or nephews?
I really fucking hope not.
Who is your favorite relative?
Um... ?
Who is your least favorite relative?
Um... ?
Do you have any relatives that live out of the country?
I have cousins in Spain.
Do you have any pets?
A few.
If so, what are their names?
In order of age... Roger, Sancha, Rikki, Lucy, Clyde, Charley, Kelsey, The 15 Random Fish, Oliver, Peggy, Nancy, Luanne.
Do you get along with your family?
I suppose so. Distance helps.
*~*School*~*
Where do you go to school?
Kent State University.
What grade are you in?
The 19th.
What year do you graduate in?
The next time? 2008.
Who is your favorite teacher?
Jim
Who is your least favorite teacher?
No comment.
What is your GPA?
3.68 or so. Fucking B in statistics!
What is your favorite class?
Geography of Terrorism.
What is your least favorite class?
Hazards Mapping and Modelling.
Do you plan to go to college?
Not after this.
If so, where?
What do you plan to be?
A professor.
*~*Favorites*~*
What is your favorite color?
Blue.
What is your favorite number?
73.
What is your favorite animal?
Penguins?
What is your favorite car?
Pedro. He's better than the Impala.
What is your favorite food?
Tre Formaggi from mezza luna (r.i.p.)
What is your favorite drink?
Currently ice water.
What is your favorite alcoholic drink?
Beer. PBR, usually.
What is your favorite dessert?
Usually something of a chocolate cake with ice cream and hot fudge.
What is your favorite band?
This week? I've listened to a lot of Michael Franti & Spearhead.
Who is your favorite male singer?
All time? Tom Jones.
Who is your favorite female singer?
Rachel Nagy.
Who is your favorite actor?
Tie: Paul Giamatti and Leslie Neilsen.
Who is your favorite actress?
I don't know, but it's definitely not Meg Ryan or Helen Hunt.
What is your favorite type of music?
The kind that helps me get through today without going postal.
What is your favorite season?
Autumn. "Fall" to Hoosiers.
What is your favorite holiday?
Veterans' Day. I get that off every year at Kent, and it's Amy's birthday so she gets it off too.
What is your favorite TV show?
Currently: The Office probably. Scrubs, too.
What is your favorite song?
I don't know. The one that's playing right now on iTunes is "Bitches Ain't Shit" by Ben Folds. It isn't my favorite, but I enjoy it.
What is your favorite day of the week?
Friday. It's a short day, usually.
What is your favorite month?
October.
What is your favorite candy?
Cadbury chocolate bars.
What is your favorite fruit?
Peaches.
What is your favorite veggie?
Green beans.
What is your favorite movie?
Maybe Almost Famous.
What is your favorite flower?
Dandelions.
What is your favorite clothing store?
Gabriel Brothers, Value City, Goodwill, etc.
What is your favorite article of clothing?
1990s gangsta jeans.
What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Cookies and cream.
What is your favorite radio station?
Folkalley.com.
What is your favorite quote?
This week: "We can bomb the world into pieces, but we can't bomb it into peace" - Michael Franti and Spearhead. Also: "I have no country to fight for; my country is the earth, and I am a citizen of the world." - Eugene Debs.
What is your favorite CD?
I don't listen to CDs.
What is your favorite magazine?
I don't read magazines.
What is your favorite website?
I have a few that I check each day, but none are necessarily my favorite.
What is your favorite perfume/scent?
The stuff that Amy wears.
*~*This or That*~*
Pink/Red
Red
Orange/Yellow
Orange
Green/Blue
Can't choose.
Purple/Brown
Purple
Black/White
Black
CD/Radio
Mix Tapes.
VHS/DVD
Whatever's in stock at the library. I'm not picky.
Movie/TV
Movies are easier to watch when you've only got an antenna.
Cellphone/Telephone
No thanks.
Sparkles/Glitter
No thanks.
Pop/Rock
Can't I have both?
Rap/R&B
Sure, why not?
Soul/Country
Why is this an either/or?
Breakfast/Lunch
What?
Lunch/Dinner
Why am I choosing?
Breakfast/Dinner
Fine! Dinner. I never wake up for breakfast.
Sam's Club/Wal-Mart
Sam's Club.
Target/K-Mart
Tar-zhay.
Owen Wilson/Luke Wilson
Who?
Rain/Snow
Snow.
Sun/Moon
Either way, I'm fine.
Vanilla/Chocolate
Vanilla.
Subway/Quizno's
I haven't been to either for most of a year, at least.
McDonalds/Burger King
No thanks.
Blackjack/Poker
Not interested.
Lipstick/Lipgloss
Neither.
Black eyeliner/Blue eyeliner
For whom?
Gone In 60 Seconds/ The Fast and the Furious
There has to be something better on my bookshelf.
Football/Soccer
Football.
Baseball/Basketball
Baseball!
Hockey/Tennis
Hockey!
Scary Movies/Funny Movies
Funny Movies. Scary movies are stupid.
Funny Movies/Sad Movies
Mix and Match
Historical Movies/Sci-Fi Movies
Historical.
Teddy Bears/Other Stuffed Animals
Other Stuffed Animals.
Pepsi/Coke
Sam's Cola!
Sprite/Sierra Mist
Sprite.
Briefs/Boxers
For me? Boxers.
Panties/Thongs
No thanks.
Cappuchino/Coffee
Only when I'm in the mood.
*~*Friends*~*
Who is your best friend?
Amy
Who is your craziest friend?
You?
Who is your loudest friend?
I usually am a group's loudmouth, because I don't hear very well.
Who is your funniest friend?
I don't know. Maybe Sam?
Who is your quietest friend?
I don't know.
Who is your sweetest friend?
Amy.
Who is your most caring friend?
Amy.
Who is your most understanding friend?
Amy.
Who is your kinkiest friend?
I wouldn't know. Friends don't fuck friends unless they're married. And that doesn't count for kinky.
Who is your sleeziest friend?
I don't know. Scottie?
Who is your best dressed friend?
Are you fishing for compliments or something?
Who is your most loyal friend?
Amy.
Who is your most athletic friend?
Dan.
Which of your friends is the best dressed?
Didn't you just ask this? I still don't have an answer.
Which of your friends is the biggest flirt?
Amy.
Which of your friends has the best hair?
I don't know. I don't really check out my friends' hair.
*~*Love*~*
Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
I guess you could say that?
If so, who is it?
Amy.
If so, how long have you been together?
2 1/2 years.
Do you have a crush?
Yes.
If so, what is their name?
Amy.
If so, how long have you liked this person?
2 1/2 years.
When was your first kiss?
1998, I think.
Who was it?
Molly.
When was your first love?
1999.
Who was it?
Also Molly.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Sure.
What are your turn ons?
Curves, friendliness, caring, selflessness, general liberalism, loyalty, sarcasm, giggles, oddness, independence of thought.
What are your turn offs?
Skinnyness, arrogance, bitchiness, materialism, Republicans, fashion-consciousness, wealth, violence, armpit hair, promiscuity, control-freaks.
Are you a virgin?
Not since yesterday...
*~*Childhood*~*
What is your birthdate?
September 1, 1981.
What day of the week were you born on?
I don't know.
What hospital were you born in?
Ball Memorial Hopsital.
Where were you born?
Muncie, Indiana.
How much did you weigh?
Fucking 9 pounds and 15 ounces.
How long were you?
25 inches.
Were you in the hospital for longer than usual?
Yes, I was in for more than 2 weeks because I was born with pnuemonia.
Were you born before, after or on your due date?
I don't know.
Did you have any siblings before you were born?
No.
What was your favorite childhood story?
I don't have one. Most of my childhood stories weren't terribly happy. Not unhappy, just nothing that would qualify as a favorite.
What was your favorite childhood toy?
Pound Puppy named Paws.
What was your favorite childhood game?
Raise the Flags with Grover on Apple IIe
*~*Random*~*
What are you doing right now?
This survey.
Are you listening to music?
Yes, very quietly.
If so, what to?
Well, since I started this thing, I've gone through my collection of Ben Folds b-sides, and I'm now listening to The Donnas Turn 21 by The Donnas.
What CD is in your CD player?
I don't know. That's downstairs, and I don't feel like going to look.
Do you wear black eyeliner?
No.
What is your favorite place to shop?
Salvation Army, Goodwill, Value City, Gabriel Brothers and any musical instrument store.
What color is your hairbrush?
Color questions are not good for me.
What color is your telephone?
Color questions are not good for me.
Do you enjoy Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory?
No, that movie gave me the creeps.
Do you like the Oompa Loompas?
The who?
How about the boat ride?
To where?
*~*How would you spell the following?*~*
Nikky/Nikki/Nicky/Nicci
Nikki. Gotta give props to the Crue. And besides, wouldn't Nicci sound like "Nitchey?"
Ashley/Ashly/Ashlee
Ashley
Michelle/Michele
Either.
Michael/Mikhail/Mikhael
Michael. The others are awful.
Aaron/Erin/Erinn
Is there no gender differentiation here?
Mandy/Mandi/Mandie
Mandy
Jenny/Jenni/Jennie
Jenny
Lisa/Leesa/Leeza/Liza
Lisa
Anne/Ann
Anne
Hanna/Hannah
Hannah
Ali/Allie/Alie/Aly
Allie
*~*Bedroom*~*
What color are your sheets?
Blue plaid?
What color are your walls?
Tan?
What color is your carpet?
I don't know.
What color is your comforter/duvet cover?
Blue plaid?
Do you have posters on your wall?
Not in this room.
If so, of what?
Do you have a TV in your bedroom?
Yes. It doesn't play anything.
What size bed do you have?
Queen.
How many people can sleep in your bed?
Two, usually joined by at least two dogs.
Is your bedroom your favorite room in the house?
I guess. A lot of good things happen there.
*~*Fill In The Blanks*~*
I am...
Andy.
I want to be...
Smart.
I need...
Stimulation.
I love...
Amy.
I can't...
Answer color questions very well.
I'm SO...
Bored.
I will never...
Let money get in the way of anything.
I hate...
Hate.
I like...
Reading.
I would change...
Four quarters into a dollar, if you needed it.
I refuse to...
Allow my genetic curse of laziness set in.
I will always be...
Me, though the definition of me will certainly change.
I wish...
I was an Oscar-Meyer weiner.
He is...
Sleeping with his head on my foot (Charley)
I wish I had more...
Time.
She is...
Beautiful, and adorable as she softly snores.
*~*Personal*~*
When was the last time you cried?
A while ago.
Have you ever faked sick?
Yes. Of course.
What was the last lie you said?
I don't remember off hand.
Have you ever cried during a movie?
Yes. The end of My Dog Skip put me in tears.
Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of?
Amy
Have you ever danced in the rain?
Sure.
Have you ever been drunk?
Maybe... I wasn't sure.
Have you ever tried tried drugs?
Enough to ensure permanent brain damage (Fucking B in statistics!)
Do you smoke?
I used to, for five years or so. I had a Cuban cigar yesterday in Canada.
What's the farthest you've ever gone on a dare?
Ran naked through the snow. Drunk.
What is your blood-type?
O-negative.
Have you ever been in a car accident?
Yes.
How old were you when you recieved your first kiss?
16.
Who was your first kiss?
You already asked this. The answer still Molly.
Have you ever had an online relationship?
Yes.
Have you ever had phone-sex?
Yes, a time or two. It was only $9.95 a minute!
Have you ever been rejected by a crush?
Of course.
What is your favourite sport to play?
Are we British now? Softball or basketball.
Have you ever made a prank phone call?
Yes.
Have you ever said "I Love you" and not meant it?
Not that I recall.
Is there anything that you have done that you regret?
If I said I lived without regrets (as many people do on these things), I would be a big fat liar (as many people are about this question).
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Professor.
What is your political persuassion?
Liberal enough for the both of us.
Have you ever had cybersex?
Yes.
Do you believe in g-d?
What?
Do you believe in karma?
To a point, not necessarily the textbook definition.
Who was your first crush?
Who knows?
How would you describe yourself?
Curious, energetic, hopefull, naive, and ready to right some wrongs.
What are you afraid of?
Death. Accidents involving Amy. Republicans.
Are you religious?
Yes, though my beliefs are not terribly main-stream even within my religious category.
What does your screen name mean?
It's pretty self-explanatory... from wayyyyy back in the day. I loved rubber chickens. My screenname is (after nearly 9 years) sirchikin, or Sir Chicken.
What person do you trust the most?
Amy
Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend?
This is a point of debate. I'll go with the safe bet: Amanda Lyons in kindergarten.
What is the best compliment you have ever recieved?
Amy, when she married me forever and meant it.
What is the meanest thing anyone has said about you?
Too many to list just one.
What is the longest crush/relationship you have had?
You're looking at it. 2 1/2 years.
What is your greatest strength?
Humility.
What is your greatest weakness?
Amy in fishnets.
What is your perfect pizza?
Deep Chicago-style full of meat and mushrooms.
What is your first thought when waking up in the morning?
Hit the snooze.
What is your first thought before you go to bed?
What can I do to get myself tired? You're reading tonight's choice.
What college do you want to go to?
Well, I've already been to a couple. I would like to teach at a mid-level research institution, so I can teach a couple classes and research.
Do you play any instruments?
A couple. Viola, violin, bass, piano, and a little mandolin.
Do you think you're attractive?
Not really.
Would you ever get a tattoo?
Perhaps, if I could find something I'd like long enough.
How many piercings do you have?
One, ear.
Who makes you laugh?
Amy.
Who would you want to be tied to for 24hours?
Amy.
Have you ever seen a dead body?
Yes.
Do you have a celebrity crush?
No.
What is one thing scientists should invent?
Cure for stupidity.
Have you ever broken a bone?
Yes, my arm a couple times, a toe, most of my hand, a shoulder, and an ankle.
What happens after you die?
It depends.
Do you watch or read the news?
Usually read. I can't stand the spoonfeeding of television.
What stereotype would you label yourself as being?
I don't understand.
Would your friends agree with that stereotypic label?
I still don't understand.
If you could go back in time to one point in your life, where would you go?
There's no point in going back.
If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change?
I'd lose 200 or so pounds.
Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
Yes.
Have you ever played strip poker?
Yes.
Would you ever lie to someone to make them feel good about themselves?
Probably not.
What do you want your friends to think about you?
I don't know... I guess I'd want them to know that I care about them or something.
Whats the biggest argument you've ever gotten into?
Probably the six year argument with my parents about religion that I had from about 1994 to 2000.
Have you ever bitten someone?
Yes. Always playfully, though sometimes hard.
Have you ever stolen anything?
Not for years, at least not intentionally.
Do you make wishes on shooting stars?
No.
Whats the most you've ever eaten in one sitting?
It'd scare you too much.
If you could go back and change one day, what would it be?
The day I met Satan.
Do you remember your dreams?
Sometimes.
Have you ever been in love?
Three times. Still am in the last one.
Are you a morning person or a night person?
Can be either with practice.
What's the meanest thing you've ever done to someone?
I've beaten up a couple of kids. I gave my brother shit for a lot of years.
Have you ever been to the hospital?
A few dozen times.
How many screen names do you have?
Two.
Do any medical problems run in your family?
Yes.
Have anyone ever been disowned from your family?
Not to my knowledge.
Have you ever had a nightmare?
Um, yeah.
Do you say meaner things to your friends or your enemies?
I don't really have any enemies per se. I have no problem calling out strangers who do something terrible, which sometimes gets construed as mean.
Would you ever participate in a threesome?
I would have with the right people, pre-Amy of course.
Would you ever pay for a prostititue?
No.
Have you ever mooned or flashed someone?
Yes.
Have you ever cheated on your bf/gf?
Technically, yes.
Have you ever laughed so hard you peed in your pants?
No.
Have you ever written a love letter?
Yes.
Have you ever attempted suicide?
No comment.
Have you ever been in a fistfight?
A couple.
Do you have any hidden talents?
I can name any state and capital combination, as well as name the professional major league teams of any U.S. or Canadian city.
What is one thing you want me to know about you?
I'm bored.
What is one question you wouldn't want me to ask?
"Tell me about your ex."
Do you usually prefer books or movies?
Depends on the mood. Most books I read never become movies.
Who is your favourite person to talk to?
Amy.
Who is always able to cheer you up when you're sad?
Amy.
Would you ever have sex before marriage?
Done and done.
Who do you talk to most on the phone?
Amy.
Do you have a secret that you're ashamed of?
Yes, I have many, and there are reasons that they're secrets.
Do you prefer british or american spelling of words?
American, I guess.
Have you ever gotten detention?
Yes.
How do you vent your anger?
Blog.
Have you ever been on a diet?
Yes. Didn't work.
Would you ever date someone younger than you? Older than you?
Not anymore. I'm done with that game.
Is your best friend a virgin?
Not since yesterday...
What's a rumor someone has spread about you?
That I'm gay.
What's the kinkiest thing you could ever actually see yourself as doing?
Dressing up. Or tantric.
What's the meanest thing anyone has ever done to you?
Too many to list right now. Remember, I was a fat kid.
What's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you?
Amy, coming into my life.
Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental illness?
Depression, bi-polar.
Have you ever cut yourself on purpose?
Sure.
Have you ever wanted to murder someone?
No.
Have you ever hated someone?
Yes.
Do you prefer talking on the phone or online?
Online. Fuck the phone.
Do you consider yourself popular?
I have my groupies.
Would you ever tell the person you have a crush on that you like them?
I tell her every day.
Have you ever had a crush on an enemy?
Yes, of sorts.
Have you ever had a crush on a best friend?
Still do today.
What is your favourite book?
Welcome to the Monkey House by Kurt Vonnegut.
Do you have a collection of anything?
Only a stash of the souls of virgins I keep in the basement. No? Okay, we collect refridgerator magnets.
Are you happy with the person you are becoming?
I guess so.
Are you a different person now then you were 5 years ago?
Yes, though some things remain the same.
What do you see yourself as being in 5 years from now?
A geography professor.
Are you happy with the life you have?
Sure.
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