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November 29, 2005

Psychotic Christians, Dumplings and Motown Snakes

The weekend home was mostly uneventful, to be honest.  We were with my family on Wednesday, Thursday and part of Friday and with Amy's.  Thinking back, it was pretty routine.  We had good food in both places.  Mom Eldridge's dumplings are perhaps the most delicious things on the entire damn planet.  We had pie, too... oh, we had pie.  I never felt so full in my life.  But pie is the bomb dig, especially when it's cream. It may be a bigger weakness for me than Amy in fishnets... well, almost.

It was funny at my fam's Thanksgiving to watch my cousin Brad, a 40-something cube-working somethingorother and former bank president, try to defeat my 11 year-old cousin Sarah at Monopoly.  He eventually won after about two and a half hours.  He's no dummy, but she's brilliant... and she ended up quitting, giving him the victory.

Colts won last night, but the game took less time to decide than did the Monopoly contest.  26-7 over the formidable Steelers.  11-0 now, and they might run the table.  It'd be nice to see someone take a big shit on Don Shula's lap.  He needs it.

Supposedly, Akron got eight inches of snow while we were out.  It was gone by the time we got back.  We'e supposed to get some in the next couple days.  Yesterday, it was 68 degrees... in fucking November.

The mood today is fucking cynical, as the ticker on this post will say.  I've been cynical all day.  I've been grading my students research papers.  Three of them plagiarized the entire things, of which I found proof online.  I've gotten through 30 of the 70 that people turned in.  The average grade is a 79, which isn't bad.  Some rock pretty hard.  Some of them are putrid.  Grading them is far more horrible than I ever expected -- imagine if I had chosen English and not geography!

One guy used his research paper, which could be over anything as long as it used a geographic perspective, as a forum to disestablish the foundations of Roman Catholicism.  Basically nothing geographic was mentioned.  He even included a nice doomsday statement at the end, claiming that Jesus Christ would lead his brethren into heaven on Judgement Day, leaving those living in falsehood behind, which he aimed at the Catholics.

I can't make this shit up.  How the fuck am I supposed to grade that?  Am I teaching comparative religion?  Am I his sunday school teacher?  Did he somehow think I was a Catholic?  The thing was eloquent and used well-structured arguments... so do I still have to pass his ass on this paper?  Not like it matters -- this is the fucker that has a 110n the class, and he'd get an A in the class if he got as low as a 50 on the paper.  Fuck him.

He made me so cynical that I made a fairly off-color statement in class. During a discussion on the budget ramifications of the Iraq War, human costs came up.  I sarcastically argued that the current administration didn't mind the fatalities in the war because that meant fewer tax dollars would be spent on college educations through the GI Bill.  That received kudos and chills, but they agreed that it was an interesting perspective.

Thanks to NPR, I rediscovered The Detroit Cobras.  No, thank you.

November 23, 2005

Still Waiting

Yep.  Every other time, according to the department secretary, checks are here at 9:15.  It's 10:20.

I am so impatient.

Waiting for redemption

I'm at Kent on the first day of Thanksgiving Break.  Well, technically it hasn't started yet, since classes meet until noon today, but I'm done.  How shady is that 'meet until noon' thing?  Is anything really accomplished by this, besides the wholesale ass-rape of the student body? 

The question remains: why am I sitting in the Climatology lab on the first day of my freedom?  I'm waiting for that ultimate redemption: my monthly paycheck.  I have a few errands to run while Amy finishes her last shift before break, one of which is to pick up my paycheck and deposit it.  The checks have yet to arrive, so I'm waiting.  Once I get the check, I'msa gonna deposit it, get some money to pay our rent and our pet-sitter, buy some fish and rat food, and go home and play Madden 04.  My errands will be done by that point.  I'll pick up Amy from work and we'll ditch town from there.

It's supposed to start snowing again in about two hours.  We've already got about an inch and a half.  Our part of Akron (yes, the snow up here differs that much over space so that a given part of a city means a different amount than the others) is supposed to get somewhere between 6-10 inches of new accumulation in the next 48 hours.  Some places (Lake and Geauga Counties) will be getting upwards from two feet!  Only 1-3 of those inches are supposed to happen today while we're here, so hopefully we can get things wrapped up and get the fuck out of Dodge before the rest comes.  I love snow, but I don't wish to be stuck in it for the holidays.

I got my NASCAR paper finished yesterday.  I'll paste it in this blog in a few.

Hurry up, stupid check.  I'm waiting.

NASCAR and the Global Economy

Here's what I turned in for my NASCAR paper. It ain't great, and I'm going to improve it a bit with the critiques of classmates and my prof to get it to a publishable level, but it's a start, and I think I'll get a decent grade on it.

 

 

NASCAR as a pedagogical metaphor

for the global economy

Andrew Shears

22 November 2005

Globalization has brought forth an economic geography that is increasingly complex. The historically dispersed economies have become intrinsically linked and extremely interdependent upon one another, creating a seemingly global economy. This global economy is an incredibly dynamic phenomenon, with vast arrays of constantly changing linkages and dependencies that occur on enormous scales that include nearly all living humans. However, these grand scales of a global economy make nearly incomprehensible to a majority of those involved.

In order to present the multifaceted nature of the global economy, a number of approaches may be deployed. In the case of presenting information in a situation of formal education, a common technique is the pedagogical metaphor. Such a metaphor increases the accessibility to an advanced concept by relating that concept to a more pedestrian idea. The purpose of this paper is to introduce such a metaphor by which a number of facets of the global economy can be related to stock car racing, specifically that racing sanctioned by NASCAR. First, NASCAR will be introduced to ensure a common basis of knowledge on the topic. Secondly, some major concepts and controversies of the global economy will be developed. Thirdly, a number of pedagogical metaphors will be introduced, each using situations found in NASCAR to explain some concept of the global economy. Finally, the metaphorical concept will be critiqued to reveal areas of weakness and inapplicability.

An Introduction to NASCAR

First sanctioning races in 1949, the National Association of Stock Car Auto Racing emerged out from rather humble beginnings. During the Prohibition, illegal distillers of alcoholic “moonshine” were located remote rural areas of the southeastern United States. In order to sell the liquor in the underground urban markets, the product required transport capable of eluding federal officials. Adventurous private automobile owners called “moonshine runners” were hired to complete this task (Sampson, 2005). To improve the probability of successfully eluding authorities during transport, the moonshine runners experimented with various mechanical alterations to improve vehicle performance (Wikipedia, 2005). Successful moonshine runners gained local recognition as skilled drivers and mechanics. Curiosity and competition eventually led to the regular staging of informal races on Sunday afternoons between moonshine runners to compare driving skills and the performance-based mechanical adaptations. After the end of the Prohibition, the racing of these mechanically modified racecars continued for purposes of sport and competition (Sampson, 2005). With the competitions drawing crowds of spectators, entrepreneurs built enclosed racetracks to host the races and charge admission to the spectators, promising participating racers an award based on performance. However, many of the racetrack owners quickly earned reputations for dishonesty, cheating drivers from the established monetary awards. To protect the interests of the drivers and to ensure the growth of the sport, Bill France, Sr., a racecar owner and driver created NASCAR in 1947 (Sampson 2005; Wikipedia, 2005). The creation of such a sanctioning body gave racers protection from dishonest track owners, enforcing standards of quality and safety necessary to host a race event. In 1949, NASCAR organized eight race events at various tracks into a larger competitive “season,” guaranteeing that each track would have the same drivers and establishing a method to measure long-term driver performance. Performances by drivers in NASCAR events were awarded points based on finishing positions; the driver with the most points at the end of the season was crowned as the year’s champion (Wikipedia, 2005).

NASCAR continued to expand through the next several decades, sanctioning an annual average of 40 races by the mid-1950s, with as many as 75 racecars participating in each race. Many of the NASCAR races were held on dirt racetracks until the 1960s, when the body’s preference for paved racetracks was formalized, reducing the number of races to approximately 25 annually (Sampson, 2005). In 1972, the title of the series championship was named the Winston Cup, beginning a three decade partnership with R.J. Reynolds Tobacco Company. Beginning in the early 1980s, NASCAR experienced unprecedented growth in revenues and market. In 1982, a secondary NASCAR race series sponsored by the Anheuser Busch Corporation, the Busch Series, was started as a league for younger drivers to gain experience with hopes of eventually joining Winston Cup team. A third NASCAR race series sponsored by Craftsman Tools, the Craftsman Truck Series was started in 1995 for the same purpose (ibid). The Winston Cup series also expanded as new markets were opened; the series sanctioned 36 races beginning in the 2002 season. Beginning in the 2004 season, sponsorship of NASCAR’s main series was changed from Winston to Nextel Communications, renaming the season championship the Nextel Cup (Montgomery, 2003). This shift was viewed by many as an attempt to attract a wider base of fans to the sport (GlaxoSmithKline, 2005).

The Nextel Cup Series currently consists of 36 races held between March and November of each year constituting a season. In this system, each race remains an individual event that crowns the driver to complete the prescribed distance first as the winner of the event. A number of points are awarded to each driver based on performances in each individual event, the points accumulating through the season. Through the 2003 season, the driver with the most points at the end of the season was crowned the Cup champion. Beginning in 2004, the final ten races of the season were separated from the rest of the season, denoted as “The Chase for the Cup.” This change was instituted because of the many prior seasons in which the points champion had been mathematically determined weeks before the final race. In this new “Chase,” the drivers ranking in the top ten of points earned were awarded a new adjusted score based on their ranking to ensure more competition, while all other drivers were eliminated from the season championship. Those drivers participating in the Chase were awarded points based on performance in the final ten races of the season, with the driver having the highest total crowned the season’s Nextel Cup champion (NASCAR, 2004).

In the early years of NASCAR, race teams consisted of one person: the driver, who was also the mechanic and owner of the car. The adoption of technological innovations transformed the “stock” cars common early in NASCAR’s existence into purpose-built racecars costing millions of dollars annually to build and maintain. The monetary and skill requirements of these highly specialized machines caused an expansion of the race team from one person to a crew of more than 100 people. Race teams now consist of many members with specific purposes, including the team sponsor, owner, crew chief, car chief, driver, as well as dozens of mechanics and designers (Dummies.com, 2005).

Why NASCAR?

The purpose of a pedagogical metaphor is to utilize a widely accessible model to induce understanding of more complex concept. Using NASCAR for such a relationship provides a base that is accessible to a wide population. In the past decade, the popularity of NASCAR has grown considerably. Most sources record NASCAR’s fan base to be approximately 75 million people in the United States, including one out of three adults. After top-ranked football, NASCAR is the second ranked sport in terms of television viewership in the United States. In terms of gender, a “surprising 40%” of fans were recorded as females (Henry Licensing Group, 2005). In regional geographical dispersion of NASCAR fans mirrors that of the total population in the United States (Finney, 2004). NASCAR’s popularity is particularly growing among children and minorities. Between 1999 and 2004, ESPN found that the number of NASCAR fans in the 12-17 year age group had increased by 12%, compared to 1.2% for the second-fastest growing sport in the demographic, football (Zimmer, 2004). Finney (2004) reported that between 1999 and 2002, NASCAR’s numbers of Hispanic and African-American fans had grown substantially. The Hispanic NASCAR fan base grew by 134% over this time, while the African-American fan base grew by 86%. With such a wide following that is experiencing tremendous growth, NASCAR is well-suited to provide a pedagogical metaphor to which increasingly many in the American public can relate.

An Incredibly Brief Introduction to Today’s Global Economy

Globalization is a controversial topic today among world politicians and economists. The global economy is a complex system in which all humans are involved, yet it is one of which very few of those involved have a workable understanding. A generalized examination of the global economy today would note the United States in a position of unparalleled power, followed in rank by the developed nations of the European Union and Japan. The imbalanced relationships of power created by capitalist competition and the large scales to which these relationships are applied in the global economy are objectionable to critics. Many scholars argue that the politics of the global economy are established in a way that will indefinitely continue this hierarchy of power, a reason for further condemnation of globalization-friendly legislation.

Through human history, as spatially dispersed and isolated people interlinked with innovations of improved transportation and communication, their economic activities also interconnected. In the past hundred years, the linkages between various economies of the world have increased exponentially because of a political culture that has encouraged trade liberalization in addition to technological innovations in trade. The process by which the dispersed economies of the world have grown into one large global network of interconnected and interdependent economic systems is known as globalization. The interlinked global economy follows a markedly capitalist organization of power, with many economies competing for profit.

The beginnings of globalization reach back into history to the era of European colonialism. Beginning especially in the fifteenth century, European nation-states began to build territorial empires by claiming (and by enforcing the claims through military action) the lands of other continents. With the development of these territorial empires, the Europeans exploited from these lands a vast wealth of natural resources. As the colonies were further developed into agricultural purposes, many times with African slave labor, the colonies provided their ‘mother countries’ with raw materials to process and markets to buy the processed goods. It is not a reach to claim that Europe industrialized on the exploitation of the colonies. While many colonies in the western hemisphere achieved some measure of political independence from the European empires during the 18th and 19th centuries, colonialism continued through much of Africa and Asia until after World War II. Smith (2005) argued that the developed world was dependent upon the exploitation of these colonies, and that the developed states maintained a nearly-colonial advantage over these states through neo-liberal means even after formal independence.

Developed in 1944 during World War II as a system to rebuild the international economy through an established postwar economic plan, the Bretton Woods Agreements were developed by the Allies to control the monetary exchange relationships between states (Wikipedia, 2005a). While all 44 of the Allied nations sent delegates to the meetings in Bretton Woods, New Hampshire, as the preeminent world economic powers of the time, the United States and the United Kingdom essentially controlled the meetings (Smith, 2005). The Bretton Woods meetings created the International Monetary Fund (IMF), the International Bank for Reconstruction and Development, a precursor to the World Bank (WB), and the General Agreement on Tariffs and Trades, which is now known as the World Trade Organization (WTO). To ensure stability in currency exchange, a policy created during the meeting called for the use of a gold standard on all currencies (ibid).

Created to regulate the exchange rates of currency and to provide loans to states for exchange shortfalls, control of the IMF was granted to states proportionally to the funding these states provided. Such an arrangement gave the United States Treasury, controllers of 30% of the fund, effective control the organization. In 1971 the United States ended the international gold standard by unilaterally eliminating the standard domestically. With this change, the IMF gained before untapped disciplinary power over nations with balance-of-payment deficits (Smith, 2005). The organization gained additional power in global economic politics when the WB, European Union and others required IMF approval before funds could be granted or loaned (Stiglitz, 2002). In order to obtain funding approval from the IMF, underdeveloped states were forced to conform to “free trade” guidelines that were favorable to developed nations. According to Smith (2005), the United States used its control of the IMF to aid developed nations in maintaining domination of the global economy. Harvey (2001) argued a similar concept, claiming that the developed world engaged in a systematic elimination of the comparative advantages of a structural coherence that the undeveloped might possess to ensure a market to relieve overproduction in the developed world. However, to Stiglitz, a former World Bank executive, the IMF was a missionary project begun with the best intentions that had grown into a difficult position of power due to cultural naïveté.

That the United States attempted to achieve global economic domination through neo-liberal means is not an idea unique to Smith. Harvey (2001) claimed that those states involved in capitalism participated in such neo-liberal practices by a necessity of the system. Capitalism, when successful in cycles of wealth generation and investment in increased efficiency of production, results in a state of overproduction of goods. This overproduction meant that added value could not be realized for these goods, the capital invested into the production would be lost, and the necessary cycle of wealth generation would not be continued, resulting in an economic crisis. Harvey argued that neo-liberal economic politics averted such crises partially through the opening of new markets with free trade agreements.

Simple liberalization of trade policies was not the only way that the global market was manipulated by the United States to create a favorable situation for its economic domination. Brenner (2003) noted that following the U.S.-determined end of the Bretton Woods period when currency exchange rates were mostly stable, the United States realized further control over the global economy through enacting favorable currency exchange adjustments. Through the 1970s and early 1980s, the global economy had endured several recessions that had crippled productivity in much of the developed world. Japan and Germany, however, had used export-based economies and favorable rates of currency exchange to continue external cash flowing into their economies, effectively weathering the recession unscathed. The United States, taking note of the resilience of the Japanese and German economies during the downturns, determined to create such a favorable rate of exchange for its goods. In the 1985 Plaza Accords, the United States essentially used strong-arm diplomacy to establish an agreed rate of exchange that weakened the dollar and hence cheapened American exports. This cheapening gave American exports a competitive advantage over those from Germany and Japan and, according to Brenner, reinvigorated the American manufacturing sector.

By 1995 behind a manufacturing sector strengthened by the Plaza Accords, the economy of the United States was appearing to finally experience economic expansion. However, the growth had occurred at the expense of the Japanese economy, which was teetering dangerously close to crisis. Noting the linkages between Japan and the United States, especially strong through investment in U.S. Treasury Bonds, the United States began a plan to reverse the Plaza Accords. The exchange rates were adjusted so that the dollar was strengthened relative to the yen and mark, making Japanese and German exports cheaper on the world market in an attempt to revitalize the economies. The United States agreed to this adjustment to avoid the global economic instability associated with crisis that would have a directly negative effect on the American economy, which was just beginning to expand (Brenner, 2003).

With the 2000 presidential elections in the United States, foreign economic policy shifted from a neo-liberal approach one with more neo-conservative overtones. Harvey (2003) argued that the goal of the United States to achieve global economic domination was no different, but the means deployed by the neo-conservative approach to ensure this domination were more direct. The second Bush administration’s use of military force in the cases of Afghanistan and Iraq were, to Harvey, the forceful opening of new markets to relieve a domestic over-accumulation of American goods. While the neo-liberal approach to global economics had used economic sanctions to coerce states to join the global market with free trade, Harvey claimed that the neo-conservatives would force states avoiding such coercion through military force, ultimately opening their markets for exploitation by developed states.

The global economy and the players which are increasingly linked through globalization are practicing an economic capitalism on a global scale. To Marxist scholars like Harvey, Smith and Brenner, the global economy is viewed through a lens of exploitation on a variety of scales. To the Marxist, the process of globalization is continuing the de-emphasis of power to the individual, in terms of both individual humans and individual economies, to allow maximum exploitation by those successful in capitalism. Future prospects for the global economy from the Marxist perspective are admittedly grim. Harvey (2003) claimed that a continuation of neo-liberal policy “entails a continuation, if not escalation of… accumulation by dispossession.” The United States, Smith argued, may not be spared as the U.S.-led wars beginning after 2001 showed a panicked admission that neo-liberal policies alone were not maintaining the status quo. Despite these severe outlooks, not all share these views of increasingly global economies as a negative process, as many benefits have been realized from continued globalization.

To some, the increasing interconnectivity of economies brought forth by globalization presents exciting possibilities. Friedman (2005) claimed that globalization is bringing a world that when fully realized will allow every human and every economy equal opportunities for prosperity. To Friedman, the increased linkages between the world’s economy would make armed conflict so unprofitable that a truly “flattened” world would create a condition of general world peace. Friedman calls this concept the “Dell Theory of Conflict Prevention,” using an example of computer manufacturing to present the concept. Because of vast interdependencies in the spatially dispersed computer production industry, instability caused by such conflict would disrupt the supply chain; costing each of the participating economies a tremendous amount profit. Friedman argued that the risk of such profit losses would motivate interested states to diffuse any such conflict before economic disruption could occur.

While optimistic about the possibilities of continued globalization, Stiglitz (2002) offered a bleaker view than Friedman. While recognizing a number of problems in the non-governmental organizations created to expand the global economy, such as the IMF, WB and WTO, Stiglitz argued that the system can be adjusted to resolve the foci of criticism. He called for a broadening of focus from the organizations, away from the stubborn adherence to economic issues and the errant application of economic ideas to non-economic problems. Stiglitz blamed this problem on the fact that the organizations only seem to answer to the governments – the developed world – to which they are accountable, and apply only the market systems of those developed states to their analysis. A solution offered to counter this problem was to open the meetings of the organizations so that the façade of “received doctrine” perceived to exist in IMF/WTO policy would be eliminated. Stiglitz firmly believed that globalization could be “a force for good,” but that without these reforms the process “will continue to create poverty and instability,” a case remarkably similar to the prognosis offered by Harvey (2003).

Certainly the global economy, a series of relationships that are constantly changing in quality, direction and power, is a complex and controversial topic. One notion that would prove agreeable to each author discussed is that the effects of the global economy will be vitally important to the daily life of every human through the foreseeable future. To enable the understanding of this perplexing and important concept, seven notable metaphorical relationships with varying applicability have been constructed using the competition of NASCAR as a more pedestrian basis.

Introducing the Metaphors

When beginning to compare two seemingly unrelated phenomena for purposes of constructing a metaphor, the simplest plane of commonality is sought. Luckily, when examining the global economy and NASCAR, the first relationship is quite obvious. As with any metaphor, hypothetical situations can be constructed within the metaphor to understand more complex concepts. The competition in NASCAR is constructed around the concept of a race, in which drivers compete using their machines to get to a certain goal (a prescribed distance) faster than the others. The global economy can also be called a race although to a less certain end, where competitors seek to achieve a higher level of profit faster than the rest of the world. From this simplest basis, a number of parallels can be drawn.

Internally, the political dynamics of a racing team are similar to those found in states. Each has a hierarchy of executives – in NASCAR, the chief executive is the owner, who is supported by a number of specially trained “chiefs,” each charged with certain aspects of team maintenance. States are typically led by chief executives (presidents or prime ministers), who have advisors (secretaries or ministers) specializing in various roles of the state’s operation. Each is dependent upon streams of revenue to compete – NASCAR teams from consumers via a sponsor (Sampson, 2005), while states derive revenue directly from the populace via taxation. Each of these streams is dependent upon a sort of allegiance. According to the Henry Licensing Group (2005), 72% of polled NASCAR fans responded that they were more likely to buy a product if it was made by the sponsor of their favorite driver, a sort of aspatial patriotism to their team. In successful states, such allegiance is essentially spatial, created partially by territorial control.

Each racing team employs a number of mechanics and specialists charged with ensuring the daily operation of the state and the maintenance of its competitive advantage against the field (Dummies.com, 2005). In states, much of the government is involved in trying to maintain a structured coherence (a la Harvey, 2001) over other states in order to gain an economic advantage over competitors. Racing teams attempt to realize the benefits of these competitive advantages by finishing races faster than the competitors, while states attempt to use structured coherences to profit more than other states. In their respective races, both a racing team and a state are governed by a larger sanctioning body – NASCAR teams are governed by the rules of competition prescribed by NASCAR including certain mechanical specifications to ensure fair competition, a disobedience of which would result in disciplinary measures. States are governed by the IMF/WTO, required to follow the prescribed free trade policies with threat of disciplinary measures.

Once the metaphorical relationships between race teams and states have firmly been established, a number of other relationships fall into place. During races, a driver that is not performing well will take a short time out of the race for mechanics to make minor adjustments to improve performance. With the high speed of the competitors, any time during which a car is stopped is costing the driver valuable standing in the race. For the race team to take this action, it must determine that the possible benefits of the adjustments outweigh both the time invested to make the adjustments and any risk that such a time investment will fail entirely. This concept is not unlike various infrastructural investments made by a hypothetical state in an attempt to improve its structured coherence. The investments made by the state may prove extremely costly, but the state may determine that the possible return on the investments will outweigh the money spent and the risk that the investments will realize no return. In both situations, the risk of the adjustments has short term and long term ramifications; to the race team, a failed adjustment may mean a poor finish in the race, but also a loss of points for the season. For a state, such investments may cause short term budgetary hardship, but may also prohibit the state from taking future actions that would be beneficial in global competition.

In the NASCAR season, 36 individual races together form another race of longer temporal scale, the Nextel Cup Championship. Victory in any of these single races, while helpful for a driver’s standing in the season championship, does not ultimately lead to a victorious season, nor does a driver have to win any races to win the season championship if the team places strongly on a consistent basis. In this way, the individual races are like innovations of efficiency for the states. Competing states race each other to create the most efficient process for wealth creation, racing for each individual innovation through risks and investments. The realization of an innovation of efficiency alone does not guarantee success, but consistent innovations realized in a timely manner does aid the state significantly in the overall race for dominance between global economies.

Another relationship that can be established between NASCAR and the global economy includes the similarities the political disciplinary systems that each utilize. In October of 2004, star racecar driver Dale Earnhardt, Jr was penalized by a deduction of 25 points in the Nextel Cup standings for violating NASCAR’s obscenity policy by saying the word “shit” during a live televised interview (Johns, 2004). In this case, Earnhardt was penalized in terms of competitive advantage for a violation of rules that did not pertain to the competition, but to the perceived benefit of the sanctioning compnay. This ‘apples-for-oranges’ disciplinary relationship is paralleled in the global economy, where so-called “rogue states” are disciplined with economic sanctions for actions deemed politically or morally unacceptable. One such example of this concept as applied to the global economy presents the international economic sanctions against Iraq during the 1990s, maintained explicitly as discipline for the misdeeds of Saddam Hussein. In NASCAR, an extreme penalty for a violation of rules is the suspension a driver for a race, disallowing that driver from earning points toward the seasonal championship standings. In August of 2003, driver Jimmy Spencer was suspended for one race by NASCAR for punching driver Kurt Busch following a race, a penalty that cost Spencer the opportunity to earn more than 185 points. In the global economy, a parallel can be found in the continuing embargo enforced on Cuba by the United States as discipline for maintaining a communist society. In both NASCAR and the global economy, a given infraction will not draw a common disciplinary act for every participant. In 2004, Tony Stewart, a popular and successful driver, was penalized by only 25 points for punching driver Brian Vickers. In this case, critics argued that severity of penalties depended not on severity of the crime, but rather on the lacking marketability of the driver involved. In the global economy, despite its continuing embargo of communist Cuba citing human rights issues, the United States continues to strengthen economic ties to China, a communist nation with a number of human rights problems. It could be argued that the differences in the relationships are a result of the difference in possible economic benefits as perceived by the United States.

If such parallels can be drawn between the capitalist nature of the global economy, constantly striving for profit through competitive advantage and NASCAR’s competition for season-long championships through individual races, the newly established “Chase for the Cup” presents a metaphorical dream for Marxists. For the final ten races of a NASCAR season, all drivers lower than the top ten in the points standings are eliminated from the championship. For the remainder of the season despite elimination, all drivers are still required to participate in each race and to assume the associated risks of financial costs and physical injury. Critics of the “Chase” point to a possibly more aggressive nature of those still eligible as a danger to the others that are forced to compete. To a Marxist, the metaphor is clear. Using competitive advantages established in a set of rules created for “fair play” by a sanctioning body, states that race ahead in the global economy require the laggards to continue in the system through various disciplinary means, effectively using them to continue the competition without regard to their safety or costs. In this case, the ‘haves’ are using the ‘have-nots’ to achieve individual goals within the sanctioning of the international non-governmental organizations, arguably in a reckless manner.

One advantage to a pedagogical metaphor is flexibility to explain other, perhaps more perplexing concepts through the use of establishing hypothetical situations in the familiar subject. Such flexibility is necessary when using NASCAR to explain the differences between neo-liberalism and neo-conservatism approaches to the global economy. To delve into this application, one must assume that the NASCAR sanctioning body’s power has grown limited in the ability to govern. To explain the neo-liberal approaches to economic domination through manipulation of the systems, one could establish a hypothetical racing team which, with undue control over the NASCAR sanctioning body, can change the rules once a competitive advantage is established to prohibit the other teams from realizing such an advantage. In terms of neo-conservatism, the metaphor must be stretched even further. To explain the concept in NASCAR terms, the hypothetical neo-conservative racing team would be one that takes an active and visible role in destroying the competitive advantages of other teams, often through violent means such as intentional wrecks, mechanical sabotage, and destruction of resources. A racing team with such an ideology, once dominance was established, would have no qualms about using its dominance to chase away opposing teams’ sponsors through threats of violence or long-term economic discipline.

Limitations and Critiques of Metaphors

As with any metaphor, the ability to explain the global economy using only NASCAR is limited. While the accessibility of these metaphors is wide because of the wide market penetration of NASCAR as a sport, it is not universal. While generally one-third of all adults in the United States claim to be fans of NASCAR (Finney, 2004), two-thirds of the adult population gains nothing from the use of this metaphor. What use is a metaphor if understanding the basis requires as much learning as the concept it is deployed to explain? Certainly the uses of a metaphor are applicable only to audiences knowledgeable of the basis, an area in which NASCAR currently lacks despite tremendous continuing growth of the sport.

Perhaps the most obvious contextual limitation to the metaphor is the nature of NASCAR competitions to have a point of finality, something with no true equivalent within the global economy. Each race and each season has a specific goal to which racers are aiming to reach, with a champion crowned for each scale of competition. In the global economy, there is no point at which the dominant state is formally recognized as such, effectively ending the competition; instead, the competition continues indefinitely, with the dominant using a number of means to maintain their position.

Some basic structures of the global economy simply do not exist in NASCAR. No body in NASCAR provides a function of lending that is provided by the World Bank, and no single race team controls the sanctioning of NASCAR like the United States controls the IMF/WTO and WB (Smith, 2005). An inapplicable flow of revenue exists between racing fans and NASCAR, in which racing fans purchase tickets to race events. These race events are sponsored by individual race tracks, which earn money from concessions and a share of ticket revenue. The remainder of ticket revenue directly funds the sanctioning body of the competition. No parallels to these characteristics exist in the global economy, as there is no places where specific race events occur, nor are there any humans who can be considered non-participating spectators to the global economy.

One metaphor presented described driver performance in individual NASCAR races affecting place in the season’s standings as a parallel to innovations of efficiency that occur within states and the ability to realize such innovations in a timely fashion contributing to its competitive advantages in the global economy. The scoring system of NASCAR provides a major weakness to this relationship. Each NASCAR race is scored with the same number of points, with only an ordinal ranking measuring the performance within the race. No such quantitative measure governs the competitive advantages realized by innovations of efficiency in the global economy. Each innovation has a different importance, and each state has a different ability to realize profit on such an innovation.

In NASCAR, like many sports, the personnel rosters of race teams are dynamic, as they are assembled by the owner through the negotiations of contracts. When these contracts expire, members of race teams are free to seek a better individual situation with another team. If these race teams can be seen as similes for states, no parallel exists between the two bodies. Generally, the administration of a state is not likely to seek employment from another state, as the national and territorial loyalties to the state are obviously greater than team members to a racing team.

In order to explain more complicated concepts like neo-liberalism or neo-conservatism using NASCAR, the metaphor must be stretched using hypothetical situations. No true parallel can be drawn between the current situation of NASCAR and the geopolitical approaches of neo-liberalism and neo-conservatism, as no dominant teams have been revealed as users of such philosophies outlined to achieve dominance in the sport. The use of such hypothetical situations complicates any metaphor, arguably to a point which the metaphor simplifies the real-world phenomenon very little, rendering it essentially useless.

Concluding Remarks

While the metaphorical use of NASCAR to explain various attributes of the global economy certainly has weaknesses, many positive applications of this tool have been presented. The use of this metaphor in an educational setting demands recognition of the inherent weaknesses so that unintentional fallacies are not created. The metaphor could, with some creativity, be legitimately expanded to explain more of the intricate relationships existent. The global economy is an increasingly complex and byzantine concept for those unfamiliar to understand. Certainly a more pedestrian basis of explanation certainly aids in educational explanation of this complex concept in which every human is involved. Explaining the global economy by using NASCAR as a base will prove a valuable tool to instructors of economic geography at many levels.

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November 22, 2005

Snow

Inches

Inches is how much snow we're going to get tonight (2-3).

Inches refers to how quickly the long Thanksgiving weekend is coming.

Inches is what I'll gain by gorging myself with family.

Inches is what we'll save on the map by going the northern route.

Inches is how long my NASCAR paper is (currently 170.5).

Inches is how much more I have to write (currently 49.5).

Inches is how much progress I've made on social anxiety.

Inches is what separates me from Amy (443,720 of them).

Inches is what separates me from my family at home (20,275,200)

Putting things in inches makes everything seem minute, even if the number of inches is big.

November 19, 2005

Today Lesotho, Tomorrow the World

Amy had grand ambitions of staying up late tonight because we have no where to be tomorrow.  She was falling asleep around 10:20 during a CSI rerun we were watching.  Now it's about 11:20 and she's sleeping here next to me in bed.  I am wide awake.  When I've got the light on and am doing something while she sleeps, she gets this psuedo-grumpy look that's cute because it's impossible for her to look mean.

Speaking of CSI reruns, it was funny because it was on "Cleveland's WB."  This probably means little to anyone outside the Cleveland-Akron megalopolis (ha), but "Cleveland's WB" is a television station operated as a stream of revenue for Akron's favorite televangelist, Ernest Angley.  Old Ernest has an arena-like "Cathedral" complex that includes the WB studios, the Cathedral Buffet and the giant smokestack in Cuyahoga Falls.  He has his own God-network channel as well, and his main missions are to Lesotho of all places, that little enclave that perforates South Africa.  Getting to the point, every word harsher than "crap" in the dialogue was censored (killed by dead air), obviously by crazy Ernest Angley, but the closed captions remained on the original script.

Cuyahoga Falls is an odd town, the oddities of which remind me somewhat of how Aurora is presented in Wayne's World.  If I ever write another movie, I will situate it in Cuyahoga Falls.  In a three block radius, you have Ernest Angley's scary little complex, a stand-alone smokestack that's at least 40 stories (seriously!) tall, a round high-rise apartment complex that looks like it's from the Jetsons, a scary run-down 50s-looking restaurant called Chuck and Diane's, and a fairly run-down strip mall that plays Frank Sinatra over the muzak speakers in the outdoor pathway.  Very surreal.

We went shopping earlier and bought some things.  I ended up with a new black hoodie that was on sale at Big and Tall and a new pair of jeans from Gabriel Brothers (which is like a Big Lots for clothes, though it's honestly more similar to that one place that was out by the original Puerto Vallarta in Muncie... you know, the one with all the factory rejects... you have to be careful what you buy).  Amy didn't find anything, but we also got some more competition-oriented video games for the new (to us) original Playstation.  It's nice how cheap the games are for PSX -- just old enough to not really be cool anymore, but young enough to be a little higher graphical quality than the old-school, and popular enough in its heyday that there are tons of games and many of them are cheap cheap cheap.

I got NFL Blitz for 50 cents tonight!  That's one of my favorite sports games of all time.

Hah... I forgot to mention how we decided to get games.  We were out shopping tonight, after I had calculated a mock budget for the next couple years.  By the way, if my calculations hold true and we follow the rules, we'll have all of our stupid debts gone (excluding school loans) and have more than 5 grand in savings by January of 2008.  If you believe that it might actually happen, I've got a bridge to sell you. 

Self.  Fulfilling.  Prophecy.

We went to Wendy's to get some food tonight.  Hey, it's a Saturday and we're big spenders.  While we were waiting for the food to hit the tray, the manager who was serving us the food hesitated briefly while bringing the last order of fries to the tray.  This was the last order of fries left in the fry-hopper, which will be important in a sec. 

We go sit and I start munching on my fries, just to find with bite number two that I have an eight inch hair somehow thread between my teeth.  Yuck yuck yuck yuck.  Yuck!  I took the fries up and said, look this is fucking gross, I want my money back for the fries.  Well, the manager, as he distracted me with giving me a refund for my portion of the order (not just the fries), told me that he had thought he had seen a hair in my fries but couldn't find it and decided to serve it anyway.

I took the money and returned to the table.  I'm not terribly quick on my feet, as you can tell.  Amy, having listened to the conversation, asked me if the manager had really said what she had heard.  This comment prompted some further thought, with which I was amazed and disgusted.  He had seen the hair and had decided not to give me a new order from the not-yet-ready fries, hoping that I might not notice it and not cause a hassle.  How gross is that?  I may call tomorrow to complain.  It ruined my meal, and I know I got money back (which I promptly spent on the aforementioned video games), but it's still disgusting.  How many times has that prick done this?

Tomorrow, I have to write more of my NASCAR paper or I'm doomed.  Doomed, doomed, doomed.  It's a cool word, dig?  Ominous-sounding, which is good considering the context.

November 18, 2005

Calm Before the Storm

Like I said earlier, my students turned in their research papers today.  You never realize how many pages that five pages times 85 papers is until you see the stack.  Fuck.  I'm kind of looking forward to reading some of them. Some. 

That's not this weekend, though.  This weekend is the NASCAR/Global Economy paper.  Tonight, though... I'm taking a break.  The colloquium was actually very good tonight.  Barney Warf from Florida State presented his research into how geographic differences in voting method adoption may affect election results in the U.S., and he couldn't substantiate yet whether it did.  He was a good speaker with a fairly interesting topic, which was better than the last several. 

Afterwards, Amy met up with me in Kent, and we went out to Ray's Place with some folks from the department.  They have amazing cheeseburgers... the cheeseburgers up here in Akron/Kent are the best that I've had since we've been out west.  Anyway, socializing was fun, and we got to talk to Dr. Warf at pretty good length... he was cool.  It was enjoyable to be out together and be social, which rarely happens.  RARELY.  I would like for it to happen more because I like it much better when Amy's there.

Now, we're together on the couch and I'm listening in (occasionally) some show that Amy's watching that's set in Indianapolis.  They're pretty half-assed about it... it's implied all of the county criminal courts are held in the Statehouse, which is the only identifiable scene they show at all.  They also keep mispronouncing things ("Val-par-RYE-so") and everyone has either a Wisconsin or Ohio accent.   We discussed this and we understand that they're trying to get away from the shows in NYC, but PLEASE GET THIS SHIT RIGHT!  Shouldn't they be embarrassed that they, being such sophisticated people on the coasts, can't accurately represent the relatively 'simple' life of "flyover country"?  

Dumb shits.

A Few Minutes

Things are hectic this week, but I'm taking a few minutes to post.  With a stats assignment, 25 page global economy paper and the other demands of school, it's been a rough few days.  I really need a break.  At least the stats assignment is now done, though my students are turning in their research papers today.  Five page papers from 85 students... Ugh.

Carla is restarting her zine and wants writing... I've volunteered to submit things, which excites me probably more than it should.  It's silly how something so minor has me pretty pumped.  I like publishing my stuff and I like having an outlet.... which is one reason I do this blog, and why I post more than I really should.

I found out that I've been rated on Ratemyprofessors.com for my teaching at Kent State, apparently by my students.  There's only one really bad rating, which I guess is okay.  It's certainly better than my ratings were at Ball State, but then again, for the last couple semesters I gave less of a shit than I really should've.  There's only so many times you can teach the exact same lecture without having it get old.  With the labs at Ball State, I was stuck in a prescribed schedule with three labs I had to teach per week.  At the end of my run there, I was on the twelfth time I had taught each class, and since I had to do it the same way each time, I wasn't as into it.

Today is a colloquium.  Cool thing is, since Amy no longer works nights at Avenue (or anytime for that matter), she gets to come join us for the social time afterwards.  I hope that all goes well and that she doesn't feel left out or anything.  There are usually other spouses at the social time, too.  I'd like to help her become at least friendly acquaintances with people in the department, because it's been hard for either of us to make friends with anyone.

It suddenly got very cold in these parts.  The low last night was 17 degrees, and we had snow flurries all through the day yesterday.  Lake County, about 45 minutes to the north, got 6 inches of lake effect snow.  I'm jealous!

November 16, 2005

On Forks

"Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road. Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go." -- Green Day.

"If you hit a tuning fork twice as hard it will ring twice as loud but still at the same frequency. That's a linear response. If you hit a person twice as hard they're unlikely just to shout twice as loud. That property lets you learn more about the person than the tuning fork." -- Neil Gershenfeld.

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it." -- Yogi Berra.

"Fork (n.): an instrument used chiefly for putting dead animals into the mouth." -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

"Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and a fork?" -- Stanislaw Lee.

"I'm sorry, sir.  We don't have sporks... all we have is regular forks." -- 'Tod' at Taco Bell in Cuyahoga Falls.

What can I say?  I'm at one of those points (again) where I look back and think about things.  Sometimes I wonder if you could set a calendar by my cycles.  It's times like this that I realize that there are a number of instances which, had I made a different decision on a seemingly trivial thing, my life would be a world different than it is today. 

I wonder if a so-called perfect psychological storm is brewing in my head right now, where the stress of work, distance from home, my normal manic-depressive cycles and my normal seasonal depression are all lining up to really rape me in the ass.  Luckily the holidays are coming up soon, I guess.  Nothing like hanging out with family and gorging yourself to bring back a good mood.... until it's over and the bottom drops out faster than your bloodsugar.

I've thought more about starting smoking this past month than any time since the month after I quit a year and a half ago.  How stupid is that?  It must be showing somehow, because Amy asked me the strangest question last night.... was I really happy that I had quit smoking.  I hadn't mentioned it to her at all, but sometimes I feel like she can read my mind.  I wonder if I tell her these things in my sleep... ?

I can't judge whether or not things would be better had I taken those forks.  That's not fair to me or to anyone else involved, though I must ad that I am extraordinarily happy with where I am right now.  I try as well as possible to live life without regrets, but that's really impossible.  No one can truly live without regrets.

In some small ways, I regret going to more school.  Working on my PhD at Kent has really been one of the greatest experiences of my life, but I have regret about it.  So many people I know (or knew) have finished school and gotten on with their lives.  I'm extraordinarily jealous of them on some levels, even though I know that I'm taking advantage of a major opportunity that I couldn't pass up.  I really am enjoying every second of school (well, maybe not stats class), and I feel more enriched than during any time in my history.  Doesn't matter... I'm still jealous of people in the real world.

I think this fact is contributing to some sort of minor personality crisis I'm having.  I've been thinking a lot lately about what it will be like when I'm done with school, and about having children (or more likely, adopting children) and yet I bought us a Playstation the other day which seems as far from being a 'grown up' as possible.  We've eaten out more lately, which is certainly less responsible than we had been.  I wonder if my desire to smoke is part of this as well.

I feel like I am at a minor proverbial fork in the road.  I have to keep a close eye on myself or I fear that in my confusion I will regress to things I honestly want no part of.  Smoking, overeating, and being so depressed that I can barely move are certainly not attractive things.

November 14, 2005

Post Number 100

12:08 PM - Post Number 100
Current mood: awake

I've been listening today to this hip hop group to which Mary introduced me. Really, it's worth your effort.

Michael Franti & Spearhead (I'm honestly not sure if it's a group, one person with two personas, or two people working together... I think it's the last of those) is an incredibly enjoyable listening experience. Stay Human is as close to a modern hip hop opera that I've seen, using an entire album to tell a story and make a point. It's also hip hop with a positive and motivational (but not cheesy) message, which is rare.

Once again, I'm probably a few years behind the times. Sue me.

Listen to this album!

Post Number 99

This is post number 99 in this blog.  There are already 99 comments in this blog.  The next comment is number 100.

We're back in Akron after about 700 miles in the car.  Going "home" was surreal, for sure.  It felt like we had been on a very long vacation and that we were returning home for good.  It was very easy to forget that we had constructed an entirely separate life some 320 miles away.

There was something very pleasant about being back in the flat, nearly featureless agricultural hinterlands that typify central Indiana.  Honestly, it's some of the most boring scenery this side of western Kansas, but it was very comfortable.  There are no flat plains or corn fields up here, really... and somehow I missed it.  I first got this feeling when I went to Bowling Green for ELDAAG... the flat boring environment felt like home and I had no problem announcing that.  Mary thought I was completely nuts -- of course, she comes from the foothills of the Appalachians in Pennsylvania.  I guess after 23-some-odd years in one environment, you assume that this is the environment you're destined to live in for the rest of your days.  You get attached to it, and become very comfortable there despite the urge of every faculty of your mind through your entire life to that point to get you out of that place. 

I think Tuan called this topophilia, a love of place explained only through examination of experience, and I can certainly buy into that.  It's the inference of this place to my familial experiences that gives it meaning.  Had my experiences happened in the desert, I'd feel that way about the desert.

Something about seeing the moonlit harvested fields, falling old barns, and the clear-sky autumn sunset was just really nice, even comforting in a way.

Weird.

At the same time, being "home" was a bit foreign, and somewhere along the line, Hoosiers acquired a bit of an accent.  I found myself actually having to think about how to get around Muncie... well, at least a little.  I tried to soak as much of it in as I could.  Muncie has gotten a Starbucks, Popeyes, and Cheeseburger in Paradise since we left, and the Ghetto Dolla' got some new digs as well. I felt like I was visiting a place that I wasn't a part of anymore, and rightly so I suppose.  It felt surreal, like a dream where you go someplace you spent a lot of time in the past but had never gone back. 

Weirder still.

When we went to the Muncie Mall with my parents to get Amy some clothes for her birthday, I kept expecting to see people I knew.  I haven't known very many people in Muncie for a very long time.  Almost all of them moved on, and anyone I would know probably wouldn't have been in the mall.  I still kept expecting someone to ask me what it was like to be out of Muncie, and congratulating me for getting out.  How would they know anything about where I lived?  Muncie kids like me have for so long made heroes out of those people who actually got out that I felt like I should somehow be recognized, I guess.  Regardless, I marched around the mall in a triumphant mode.  Somehow, I had gotten out of this town and was now wandering around as an untrapped visitor.  No one there knew me, so how could I, an outsider, be distinguished from any other?  How was I even an outsider?  It didn't even compute in my head, because I didn't do that much besides change my address and move my shit.

Perhaps the strangest yet was when we left.  There was really no emotion for me when we left.  Sure, it sucks that we can't see our families and friends as regularly as we'd like, but that didn't really matter too much.  Driving back to Indiama gave us a better grasp on how far from "home" we really are, which isn't that far.  Perhaps the delays associated with moving our stuff and going in a huge caravan from back in July (totalling a nine hour trip) made it feel farther than it really is (four hours and change with no stops).

We took a newly suggested northern route to go from Muncie to Akron.  It shaved a good bit of time and a number of miles from our journey.  Driving to Akron, though... it was weird.  Going over Norton Road on I-76 and getting that first view of the whole city laid out in the Cuyahoga Valley was a very nice thing.  Driving down the major road that connects to our street, pulling into the driveway and walking in the house... Stuff like that makes you forget about the subconcious love of featureless agricultural plains.  You forget that you're keeping yourself unattached from this area because of that short time you'll be here. 

We forgot about the "home" we'd left as we came into our city, streaking past the little downtown skyline on State Road 8 and flying over the valley.  We certainly forgot all of these other attachments as we checked on the animals, read the pet-sitter's report, opened the mail and then got ready for bed.

We were home.

November 11, 2005

A Fall Friday in Westfield

It's an unseasonably beautiful Friday in Westfield.  This is the weather I remember autumn being like (albeit warmer tha normal) with clear skies and all that.  Breezy.  Leaves going everywhere.

We got into Westfield about 8:30 last night after having left Akron at 1:45 pm.  The trip went pretty smooth except for the hour and a half that we were stuck in traffic outside of Columbus.  We diverted on to US 40 and made much better time.  Luckily, we got to rejoin I-70 before entering... enemy territory, so to write.

We got in, slept fairly well and went over this morning to visit Amy's grandma.  Grandma turned 91 years old yesterday, and she was thrilled to see us.  She likes us better than many of her 5,000 grandkids because we don't bring a hundred screaming children and annoy her completely.  I think fact that we actually listen to what she says and are interested in it, and the project I did on her life last year don't hurt her view of us.

My hair is getting a little ridiculous, I guess.  Amy's mom keeps giving me coupons and ten-spots to convince me to get my hair cut.  They're both a little Hank Hill about dude hair. What can I say?  It's as long as I can ever really remember it being, at least since kindergarten.  In first grade, I cut my hair myself and it's been short ever since.  My bangs touch the top of my glasses.

We went to Charleston's for lunch with Amy's mom and had their wonderful chicken strips because it's Amy's birthday.  Can't get those strips in Akron... mmmmmm.  Tonight, Amy has requested "Guinea Pig Surprise" from her mom, which I'm guessing is something along the lines of "Monkey Brains," "Turkey Lips" or something like that.

I got her Oliver a few weeks ago for her birthday, and I baked her a cake the other day.  I feel like I should do something today, but I don't know what I really can do besides hang out with her.  I'll let the various parents dote on her the next few days.

I kinda wish we could see some Indy friends.  I don't think we have time tonight.

Tomorrow at 9 or 10 in the morning, we're heading to Muncie.

Wish us luck.

November 09, 2005

Tomorrow...

Tomorrow, I'm returning to Indiana for the first time since July 29.

Three and a half months... not bad! 

I'm pretty excited, I guess.  It'll be good to be home(?) for a couple days.  I'm not looking forward to driving five hours plus change going each direction, but it will be good to see people.

I think the "I'm listening to..." feature on myspace is broken.  So many features usually are, but I enjoy it and use it frequently anyway.

We're going to visit Amy's grandmother for her 91st birthday.  We're using that and the fact that I'm off work for Veteran's Day/Amy's Birthday as an excuse.  I'm mostly over the homesickness I had for a while, but I expect that to return after this weekend.

Gotta take the bad with the good, dig?

November 08, 2005

Indianapolis 40, New England 21

About.

Fucking.

Time.

Carla's Book Club

So, I got a bulletin from Carla asking for everyone's Top Five influential books. 

Of course, as with any Top Five list request, I had to ponder some questions: Top Five influential books in terms of life/politics/worldview, in terms of career direction, or in terms of literature and such? Should there be a difference? Either way, here's my list with comments...

1. The Bible, by God. Duh, he's (she's?) the DUDE! (DUDETTE!?). In a lot of ways, I'm not terribly open about my faith because my particular belief structure gains a great deal of criticism from both Christians and non-Christians. Of course, this book tells me I that there's only one that I have to answer to.  And that a dog will return to his own vomit (Proverbs 26:11).

2. God's Politics by Jim Wallis. An indictment of the uses of religion in American politics, which I highly recommend for Carla and any Christian who scratches his/her head when religion becomes a political issue. Only thing those is that I found it to be pretty mentally and emotionally motivating, while politics is something we can do nothing about.  If nothing else, it let me know that I am not alone in my distaste for politics.

3. The New Imperialism by David Harvey. An excellent, though somewhat dense Marxist geography perspective on the War in Iraq and neo-liberal economic imperialism. Provides another idea as to why we're in Iraq.

4. Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut. A book that nearly single-handedly convinced me that all was not wrong in the world and that life was worth living for back when I had little to care about.

5. Ronald Reagan: An American Life. Nah, just kidding!

The Real Number 5. Space and Place: The Perspective of Experience by Yi-Fu Tuan. This is a humanist geography book that claims that all aspects of perception of space (and hence, everything in life) is based on individual experiences and knowledge. In this way, there are many truths, all of which are equally valid. I don't completely buy into this, but it is a perspective which tempers the "I'm right" world of academics very nicely.

November 07, 2005

Beavis, Butthead and boring Saturdays.

The other day, I stumbled across a Beavis and Butthead Marathon on Comedy Central, and then they had Beavis and Butthead Do America. It was a nice change from the typical Saturday afternoon bullshit of worthless big-school college football and wasting time on myspace. Amy was at work, so I really had nothing else of substance to do.

They had my favorite episode, which is the one where Beavis is in Cornholio mode and immigration picks him up from Burger World because they think he's Mexican. Turns out, Beavis claims to be Nicaraguan (from Lake Titicaca), so they dump him in Mexico, the territory of which he promptly claims for his bunghole.

I always thought Beavis was the cooler of the two. His manic tendencies and general stupidity were easier for me to relate to, I guess. Butthead was just mean and too much of a dominant personality.

When you watch Beavis and Butthead, you also get to see the early versions of various King of the Hill characters... Mr. Anderson is obviously Hank, and I'd make an argument that Stuart is a fetal version of the Bobby character, while a kid that looked and acted a lot like Joseph kicked Beavis in the nuts at one point.

Beavis and Butthead Do America was a road-trip movie, and every member of that genre is dripping in geographic perceptions and stereotypes. Maybe that will be a paper someday too? My research goals are too ambitious, and in many ways completely useless.

Anyway, I wouldn't've gotten on a Beavis and Butthead kick in this blog had I not come across this:





I may end up sticking that in some unsuspecting comments for random people. Maybe.

Consider yourself warned. I'm bored.

November 06, 2005

Rejoining Dorkhood

Call it a lack of free time. Call it a reaction to my getting old. Amy and I have been looking at getting a Playstation. The original kind.

I had been promised an old-school Nintendo when I got my masters. Instead, everyone worked together to get us moved, which was a fair trade.

The xBox we had was great, but we needed money and it was too expensive to buy games for it. A video game should not be $50-65! Playstations are decent and old without being retro and expensive like Nintendos and Segas are now. We're bidding on one on eBay that comes with 22-some-odd games. I'd still have to get a couple games that I used to play with my... um, colorful freshman year roommate, for old time's sake. There were a couple we always used to play... Some NCAA 98 football game, some NFL 99 game, and WWF Smackdown (I think). Those will come... sports and wrestling games are cheap. Like a buck a piece. I can also get them online cheap, though I'd rather have the instant grat with that stuff. I have to buy into the glories materialism at some point -- I've been saturated in it my entire life.

Speaking of which, we checked out a place up the road called The Exchange, which is like a punk rock game and music trade in store, which had every kind of video game ever and vinyl and CDs and DVDs and etc. All the workers were punks and most of them smoked a lot. It was a comfortable place to be for me and the prices were good.

"60 Minutes" is on. I want to see the interview with Neil Armstrong, because I always thought space travel was cool. There's another thing about the Iraq war, which thus far is anti in some ways. The other feature is Tom Brady. Fuck. Tom. Brady. Colts will win on Monday night. I hope. I will be watching it.

I still want to have a kid, but I know that now is not the time. We will sometime soon. Nick offered some good advice, and I know that we have no time, money or ability right now. Maybe when I'm not working the equivalent of 60-70 hours per week? Seriously, I read just about all day, with breaks to blog, eat and some TV.

Amy will be home from church soon.